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07-27-2007, 09:36 AM
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Key Lime Pie rocks!!!
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Everytime someone drinks bottled water, the Queen says, "Persnickety."
Every time cement is poured into a hole,
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07-27-2007, 09:41 AM
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Every time cement is poured into a hole somebody posts another damned Dictionary Game entry.
Every time an episode of "The Partridge Family" is re-run on TV
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07-27-2007, 07:17 PM
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hope dope
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Every time an episode of "The Partridge Family" is re-run on TV, an endangered animal sneezes.
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07-27-2007, 07:50 PM
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Every time you knock on a door Ze Frank will donate $5 to save a terminally ill child.
Every time you pick up a seashell
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07-27-2007, 10:53 PM
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left hanging
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Everytime that little Messenger window pops up to tell you you have another message in your email, a spammer earns three ten thousandths of a cent.
Everytime you fart in your sleep |
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07-27-2007, 11:48 PM
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click click click
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Everytime you fart in your sleep, a barber in London nicks the ear of one of his customers.
every time you dream about laughter,
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07-27-2007, 11:56 PM
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landscaping is fun
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every time you blow out a candle, an elderly Italian woman has just burnt her husband's pasta.
every time you think you've solved all of your problems |
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07-28-2007, 12:03 AM
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click click click
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every time you think you've solved all of your problems, you inevitably fvck up your personal utopia
every time you take a risk
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07-27-2007, 11:54 PM
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Every time you dream about laughter there is a religious fundamentalist somewhere who thinks you should be shot.
Every time you blow out a candle
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07-28-2007, 12:10 AM
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Every time you take a risk you fail, except when you don't.
Every time you turn left out of your driveway
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07-28-2007, 01:40 AM
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Mistress of Time & Space
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Every time you turn left out of your driveway, fresh breast milk is intentionally poured out at a TSA check point.
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07-28-2007, 02:32 AM
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Every time it's 63° with a cool breeze, and the moon is 96% full I fall 72-1/2% in love with you.
Every time your father invites you to pull his finger
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07-28-2007, 02:59 AM
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Every time your father invites you to pull his finger you wonder if all those years of therapy were worth it.
Every time a bell rings (some one had to say it) |
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07-28-2007, 06:50 PM
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Every time a bell rings Pavlov writes in his notebook.
Every time you hear the bosa nova
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07-28-2007, 07:54 PM
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hope dope
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Every time you hear the bosa nova, a barbed-wire fence is damaged.
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