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12"razormix · 07-28-2007, 08:08 PM

every time you use correction fluid, you end up with a somewhat blotchy complexion.

every time the tide comes in

daverbee · 07-28-2007, 10:37 PM

Every time the tide comes in an angel pees it's pants.

Every time you run out of soda

CherishHellfire · 07-29-2007, 02:08 AM

Every time you run out of soda an oyster suffers a home invasion.

Every time you realize that despite your best efforts, you still turned out to be just like your parents

Marcus Bales · 07-29-2007, 02:45 PM

Every time you recite a Shakespearean couplet some brainless wastrel says "Huh?"

Every time you slash the artwork in your living room in rage

T.I.P. · 07-29-2007, 03:00 PM

Every time you slash the artwork in your living room in rage a brainless wastrel does the math and tells you how much your temper tantrum just cost you.

Every time you forget to put the cap back on the toothpaste

CherishHellfire · 07-29-2007, 03:33 PM

Every time you forget to put the cap back on the toothpaste, someone somewhere gets divorced..again.

Ever time someone new is attracted to this forum

Marcus Bales · 07-29-2007, 10:26 PM

Every time someone new is attracted to this forum two socially inept wastrels build a potato gun out of pvc and hairspray.

Every time a curtain blows mysteriously inward from the window

Anna · 07-29-2007, 11:24 PM

Every time a curtain blows mysteriously inward from the window someone named butter cup is having french toast for dinner

Every time you put a dollar in a vending machine

Marcus Bales · 07-30-2007, 08:33 AM

Every time you put a dollar in a vending machine a little demon puts a dollp of fat into you.

Every time you put off vacuuming

daverbee · 07-30-2007, 09:29 AM

Every time you put off vacuuming the dust bunnies celebrate.

Every time you order something you don't really need online

trisherina · 07-30-2007, 10:24 AM

Every time you order something you don't really need online a cold caller gets through to someone somewhere.

Every time you make eye contact with a stranger

Marcus Bales · 07-30-2007, 10:36 AM

Every time you make eye contact with a stranger you're looking at Jack The Ripper.

Every time you check a book out of the library

Coffee · 07-30-2007, 11:44 AM

Every time you check a book out of the library you provide a false sense of job security for an under worked octogenarian librarian who is clinging to the analog world.

Every time you post in one of zero's breads

Marcus Bales · 07-30-2007, 03:08 PM

Every time the sun rises some novelist struggling for a title curses Hemingway.

Every time a UPS package is delivered to you

brightpearl · 07-30-2007, 06:18 PM

Every time a UPS package is delivered to you, a seahorse gets a piece of Sargasso seaweed stuck in its gullet.

Every time an orangutan makes an origami fold,

07-28-2007, 10:37 PM	#2
daverbee Key Lime Pie rocks!!! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Oh, yeah! Posts: 7,695	Every time the tide comes in an angel pees it's pants. Every time you run out of soda __________________ Time is essential because without it everything would happen all at once.

07-29-2007, 02:08 AM	#3
CherishHellfire Mistress of Time & Space Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Everywhere Posts: 171	Every time you run out of soda an oyster suffers a home invasion. Every time you realize that despite your best efforts, you still turned out to be just like your parents __________________ ۞ ∆ ∞

07-29-2007, 02:45 PM	#4
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	Every time you recite a Shakespearean couplet some brainless wastrel says "Huh?" Every time you slash the artwork in your living room in rage __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

07-29-2007, 03:33 PM	#6
CherishHellfire Mistress of Time & Space Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Everywhere Posts: 171	Every time you forget to put the cap back on the toothpaste, someone somewhere gets divorced..again. Ever time someone new is attracted to this forum __________________ ۞ ∆ ∞

07-29-2007, 10:26 PM	#7
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	Every time someone new is attracted to this forum two socially inept wastrels build a potato gun out of pvc and hairspray. Every time a curtain blows mysteriously inward from the window __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

07-28-2007, 08:08 PM	#1
12"razormix ° ★ ° Join Date: May 2004 Location: ªs°k° Posts: 6,458	every time you use correction fluid, you end up with a somewhat blotchy complexion. every time the tide comes in

07-29-2007, 03:00 PM	#5
T.I.P. balancing actor Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: america Posts: 2,706	Every time you slash the artwork in your living room in rage a brainless wastrel does the math and tells you how much your temper tantrum just cost you. Every time you forget to put the cap back on the toothpaste

07-29-2007, 11:24 PM	#8
Anna n Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 2,752	Every time a curtain blows mysteriously inward from the window someone named butter cup is having french toast for dinner Every time you put a dollar in a vending machine

07-30-2007, 08:33 AM	#9
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	Every time you put a dollar in a vending machine a little demon puts a dollp of fat into you. Every time you put off vacuuming __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

07-30-2007, 09:29 AM	#10
daverbee Key Lime Pie rocks!!! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Oh, yeah! Posts: 7,695	Every time you put off vacuuming the dust bunnies celebrate. Every time you order something you don't really need online __________________ Time is essential because without it everything would happen all at once.

07-30-2007, 10:24 AM	#11
trisherina meretricious dilettante Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,068	Every time you order something you don't really need online a cold caller gets through to someone somewhere. Every time you make eye contact with a stranger

07-30-2007, 10:36 AM	#12
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	Every time you make eye contact with a stranger you're looking at Jack The Ripper. Every time you check a book out of the library __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

07-30-2007, 11:44 AM	#13
Coffee Cheeses Save Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Floating Posts: 9,204	Every time you check a book out of the library you provide a false sense of job security for an under worked octogenarian librarian who is clinging to the analog world. Every time you post in one of zero's breads

07-30-2007, 03:08 PM	#14
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	Every time the sun rises some novelist struggling for a title curses Hemingway. Every time a UPS package is delivered to you __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

07-30-2007, 06:18 PM	#15
brightpearl Rhinoceros fan Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 8,749	Every time a UPS package is delivered to you, a seahorse gets a piece of Sargasso seaweed stuck in its gullet. Every time an orangutan makes an origami fold,

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