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Marcus Bales · 07-30-2007, 06:22 PM

Every time an orangutan makes an origami fold some woman tells some guy it's all right, it happens to every man. Curse those origami-folding oragutans!

Every time you put a nail in the wall to hang a picture

seebe · 07-30-2007, 09:38 PM

Every time you put a nail in the wall to hang a picture, an old decrepit house falls down.

Every time someone says every time,

CherishHellfire · 07-31-2007, 12:38 AM

Every time someone says every time, there is a pause in the conversation.

Every time an old copy of The Complete Works of Edgar Allen Poe is put in a dumpster

trisherina · 07-31-2007, 01:48 AM

Every time an old copy of The Complete Works of Edgar Allen Poe is put in a dumpster, someone scrawls a note in the margin of a page of music.

Every time you get TRANSACTION NOT COMPLETED,

CherishHellfire · 07-31-2007, 02:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trisherina

Every time an old copy of The Complete Works of Edgar Allen Poe is put in a dumpster, someone scrawls a note in the margin of a page of music.

Every time you get TRANSACTION NOT COMPLETED, you vex.

Every time it's after 10 pm when you realize that there is still one piece of cheesecake left

Marcus Bales · 07-31-2007, 02:53 AM

Every time it's after 10 pm when you realize that there is still one piece of cheesecake left somebody buys a Porsche.

Every time someone gets a tattoo

brightpearl · 07-31-2007, 07:12 AM

Every time someone gets a tattoo, the rhino at the Chicago zoo gets an itchy nose.

Every time the duck at the pond goes butt-up for a tasty snail,

Marcus Bales · 07-31-2007, 09:19 AM

Every time the duck at the pond goes butt-up for a tasty snail, Dinzdale looks around until he finds an unguarded purse.

Every time you put a slice of lemon in a Coke

trisherina · 07-31-2007, 10:22 AM

Every time you put a slice of lemon in a Coke, someone goes a little hungrier to give a child a little more.

Every time a dog turns nose to tail three times before lying down

Marcus Bales · 07-31-2007, 10:54 AM

Every time a dog turns nose to tail three times before lying down a fairy shits.

Every time you boot up your computer

Stephi_B · 07-31-2007, 11:14 AM

Every time you boot up your computer the tiny gnomes inside curse at modern times.

Every time a meteoroid flashes by on the sky of Gobi desert

Marcus Bales · 08-03-2007, 03:43 PM

Every time a witch breaks a broom Terry Pratchett gets another royalty check.

Every time the vacuum cleaner bag is full

Odbe · 08-03-2007, 09:51 PM

Every time the vacuum cleaner bag is full a spider starts spinning its web.

Every time a teenager spits chewing gum onto a footpath,

Marcus Bales · 08-04-2007, 12:24 AM

Every time a teenager spits chewing gum onto a footpath a genre novelist writes another page.

Every time the ceiling fan rotates once

rapscalious rob · 08-04-2007, 02:54 AM

Every time the ceiling fan rotates once, another Lindsey Lohan joke gets told.

Every time a well-dressed man spills his latte

07-30-2007, 06:22 PM	#1
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	Every time an orangutan makes an origami fold some woman tells some guy it's all right, it happens to every man. Curse those origami-folding oragutans! Every time you put a nail in the wall to hang a picture __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

07-31-2007, 12:38 AM	#3
CherishHellfire Mistress of Time & Space Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Everywhere Posts: 171	Every time someone says every time, there is a pause in the conversation. Every time an old copy of The Complete Works of Edgar Allen Poe is put in a dumpster __________________ ۞ ∆ ∞

07-31-2007, 02:53 AM	#6
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	Every time it's after 10 pm when you realize that there is still one piece of cheesecake left somebody buys a Porsche. Every time someone gets a tattoo __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

07-31-2007, 09:19 AM	#8
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	Every time the duck at the pond goes butt-up for a tasty snail, Dinzdale looks around until he finds an unguarded purse. Every time you put a slice of lemon in a Coke __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

07-31-2007, 10:54 AM	#10
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	Every time a dog turns nose to tail three times before lying down a fairy shits. Every time you boot up your computer __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

07-30-2007, 09:38 PM	#2
seebe monkey Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 729	Every time you put a nail in the wall to hang a picture, an old decrepit house falls down. Every time someone says every time,

07-31-2007, 01:48 AM	#4
trisherina meretricious dilettante Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,068	Every time an old copy of The Complete Works of Edgar Allen Poe is put in a dumpster, someone scrawls a note in the margin of a page of music. Every time you get TRANSACTION NOT COMPLETED,

07-31-2007, 07:12 AM	#7
brightpearl Rhinoceros fan Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 8,749	Every time someone gets a tattoo, the rhino at the Chicago zoo gets an itchy nose. Every time the duck at the pond goes butt-up for a tasty snail,

07-31-2007, 10:22 AM	#9
trisherina meretricious dilettante Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,068	Every time you put a slice of lemon in a Coke, someone goes a little hungrier to give a child a little more. Every time a dog turns nose to tail three times before lying down

07-31-2007, 11:14 AM	#11
Stephi_B waaaaaaa :) Join Date: May 2007 Location: Berlin Posts: 3,875	Every time you boot up your computer the tiny gnomes inside curse at modern times. Every time a meteoroid flashes by on the sky of Gobi desert

08-03-2007, 03:43 PM	#12
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	Every time a witch breaks a broom Terry Pratchett gets another royalty check. Every time the vacuum cleaner bag is full __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

08-03-2007, 09:51 PM	#13
Odbe hope dope Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: down to earth Posts: 1,908	Every time the vacuum cleaner bag is full a spider starts spinning its web. Every time a teenager spits chewing gum onto a footpath,

08-04-2007, 12:24 AM	#14
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	Every time a teenager spits chewing gum onto a footpath a genre novelist writes another page. Every time the ceiling fan rotates once __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

08-04-2007, 02:54 AM	#15
rapscalious rob Have a Gorilla. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: There, everyone likes a Gorilla. Posts: 178	Every time the ceiling fan rotates once, another Lindsey Lohan joke gets told. Every time a well-dressed man spills his latte __________________ You go skipping and prancing through life, skipping through a field of dandelions. But what you don’t see is that on each dandelion is a bee, and on each bee is an ant, and the ant is biting the bee and the bee is biting the flower, and if that shocks you then I’m sorry.

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