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Old 04-08-2008, 12:41 AM   #1
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If you don't know the name of an illness - like cluster headache or gonorrhea - you can't get it.

And the surest way, therefore, to avoid any illness is to shoot schoolteachers, biologists, doctors on sight.

Or everybody...
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Old 04-09-2008, 08:08 AM   #2
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Old 04-10-2008, 09:27 PM   #3
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Old 04-13-2008, 08:29 AM   #4
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Old 04-14-2008, 01:45 AM   #5
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Tell people why they believe what they believe, as tendentiously as possible.
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Old 04-15-2008, 01:13 AM   #6
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Old 04-15-2008, 01:14 AM   #7
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Old 04-16-2008, 01:24 AM   #8
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and really, really give a shit about what you have to say.
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Old 04-15-2008, 08:43 AM   #9
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Tell people why they believe what they believe, as tendentiously as possible.
And while you're at it, tell them what you believe and why they're wrong to believe what they believe, because it'll do them a world of good to know.
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Old 04-15-2008, 01:19 PM   #10
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Old 04-16-2008, 03:56 PM   #12
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Old 04-16-2008, 04:03 PM   #13
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When people ask you how you are, tell them in great detail. They're really very interested.
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Old 04-17-2008, 09:12 AM   #14
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