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If you don't know the name of an illness - like cluster headache or gonorrhea - you can't get it.
And the surest way, therefore, to avoid any illness is to shoot schoolteachers, biologists, doctors on sight. Or everybody... |
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Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea.
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Marcus understands.
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left hanging
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream
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It's only the Internet.
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Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea.
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You'll be a success due to your sheer talent.
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meretricious dilettante
Join Date: Jan 2003
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Tell people why they believe what they believe, as tendentiously as possible.
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balancing actor
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: america
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there is no ceiling cat in your house
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balancing actor
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: america
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people read all of your posts, closely
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landscaping is fun
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: up river and down river
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea.
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And while you're at it, tell them what you believe and why they're wrong to believe what they believe, because it'll do them a world of good to know.
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It isn't easy being green
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Earth, apt. 2-B
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The fixed interest rate on my credit card is never going to change.
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It isn't easy being green
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Earth, apt. 2-B
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Giving a Mother's Day gift to your mother-in-law is optional.
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When people ask you what you think, tell them.
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oi
Join Date: Feb 2008
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When people ask you how you are, tell them in great detail. They're really very interested.
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Sing at dinner parties in between courses -- people are grateful for the entertainment.
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It isn't easy being green
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Earth, apt. 2-B
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When a woman gives you the finger, she simply wants you to see her newly manicured nails.
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