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unbelievable
Join Date: Jul 2008
Posts: 5,664
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you are now at the airport
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From stone tablets to html code, it's not lost on me. |
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earth worker
Join Date: May 2006
Location: on the planet
Posts: 5,844
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you are now waiting to see if you let the magic blue smoke out.
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea.
Posts: 8,967
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You are now 500 miles away from home.
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My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure. |
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constantly amazed
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: in the labyrinth of shared happiness
Posts: 6,206
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you are now wishing you'd kept your mouth shut.
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1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. 3. Your foot will change direction. |
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monkey
Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 671
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You are now in control of your own breathing.
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Cheeses Save
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Floating
Posts: 9,204
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You are now being screwed by a corporation.
SPRINT has reduced it's mobile hotspot plans from "unlimited" data to 5 gig limit per month. You use 9.6 gigs as it is your only internet connection, and an average netflix is 400-800 MB's per movie. Corporate contracts allow corporations to change their service at any time without notice, but the customer has no recourse other than to pay early termination fees if the contract change is unacceptable. **** CORPORATIONS. You are now one of the 99% |
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea.
Posts: 8,967
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You are now aware your ass is on fire.
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My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure. |
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oi
Join Date: Feb 2008
Posts: 5,208
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You are now deciding whether Muffin Liners would make a good band name or not.
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slightly effective
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: >>>
Posts: 2,404
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Correcting myself
Last edited by xfox : 11-06-2011 at 10:36 PM. Reason: Wrong thread |
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constantly amazed
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: in the labyrinth of shared happiness
Posts: 6,206
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you are now wishing you liked catnip as much as cats do
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1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. 3. Your foot will change direction. |
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Spone to Proonerisms
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: The Left Coast
Posts: 4,531
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you are now wishing you had kicked off that command in a screen session
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...and another handful of almonds |
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constantly amazed
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: in the labyrinth of shared happiness
Posts: 6,206
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you are now perceiving this moment as fixed indelibly in space
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1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. 3. Your foot will change direction. |
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left hanging
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream
Posts: 10,071
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you are now reviewing the day's regrets
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monkey
Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 671
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You are now finishing things you start.
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"...he can serve a four course meal in three courses" |
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Cheeses Save
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Floating
Posts: 9,204
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You are now stacking three trees into tidy piles of firewood.
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