Important Things They Didn't Teach You In College - ZEFRANK.COM

Pixie Cherries · 10-01-2007, 06:04 AM

I'll start...

The real names of your toes from large to small:

Big Blah Blah
Merry Thistle
Oodle Ossum
Oodle Eee
Little Wee Wee

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Add any knowledge you have learned (or created) in life that you think is worth sharing with the rest of the world - as long as it is stuff they don't ordinarily teach you in college or otherwise. Of course, exceptions are allowed because we like to have fun, no?

brightpearl · 10-01-2007, 07:06 AM

If you're driving down a highway, in the US at least, and you're listening to "Duke of Earl" by Gene Chandler, and you notice that the center road stripes are going by in time to the music, you're going exactly 55 mph.

lukkucairi · 10-01-2007, 11:13 AM

^^ I noticed the other day that my inkjet printer prints a line of text at the same speed as the clock in the living room is ticking. print/tick...print/tick...print/tick...

in college, though, they never taught me how to make a rabbit snare out of a cellphone charger cord. this will be an invaluable skill after the apocalypse, mark my words.

10-01-2007, 06:04 AM	#1
Pixie Cherries I can benchpress 300 oz. Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 281	Important Things They Didn't Teach You In College I'll start... The real names of your toes from large to small: Big Blah Blah Merry Thistle Oodle Ossum Oodle Eee Little Wee Wee ---------------------------------------------------- Add any knowledge you have learned (or created) in life that you think is worth sharing with the rest of the world - as long as it is stuff they don't ordinarily teach you in college or otherwise. Of course, exceptions are allowed because we like to have fun, no? __________________ Just another out of work flea circus coreographer. "Love is.........an act of endless forgiveness."

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10-01-2007, 07:06 AM	#2
brightpearl Rhinoceros fan Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 8,749	If you're driving down a highway, in the US at least, and you're listening to "Duke of Earl" by Gene Chandler, and you notice that the center road stripes are going by in time to the music, you're going exactly 55 mph.

10-01-2007, 11:13 AM	#3
lukkucairi earth worker Join Date: May 2006 Location: on the planet Posts: 5,844	^^ I noticed the other day that my inkjet printer prints a line of text at the same speed as the clock in the living room is ticking. print/tick...print/tick...print/tick... in college, though, they never taught me how to make a rabbit snare out of a cellphone charger cord. this will be an invaluable skill after the apocalypse, mark my words.