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LadyCrow · 03-15-2003, 12:23 AM

Greetings, friends. I've got another mind-questing question (?) for you; unfortunately, it's not an original thought (props to my friend U. for bringing it up on an email list she & I belong to). However, knowing just how wonderfully wacky the many denizens of this board are, I think the question will fit in nicely.

(Ok, enough of the b***s***.)

What are the 5 things you love most about your body (and why)?

Here are mine:

1. my blue eyes (it amazes me how often the shade changes; must have something to do w/mood swings or whores moaning)

2. my height (I know, I know... it's an ego thing, but it makes me smile)

3. my hair (2 1/2 feet long, give or take an inch or two; it's taken me many, many moons to grow it this long, & I also consider it a sign of independence; a bitch to brush out, but well worth it)

4. my hands, & the ability to do the Spock hand gesture (which is something not everyone can do; I think it should be taught from an early age... after all, you never know when you'll meet a Vulcan; well, besides @ a Star Trek convention that is)

5. my tattoo (technically not something I was born with, but I am extremely proud of it & show it off every chance I get)

Ok, gang. Who's next?

Waiting is,
LC

rmr · 03-15-2003, 02:02 AM

i find these really intimidating questions because I find it very difficult to say nice things about myself, but this will be a bit like group therapy for me:

1. There's a birth mark right at the bottom of my back. i never thought much about it. I was dating this guy that I was absolutely head over heals for, i mean gaga and I thought he never paid much attention to me. We were out to dinner one night and he told me he often thought of that birthmark. he described it's shape, size, location everything. I ran to the ladies room to make sure he was right and was over the moon for the longest time because of it.

2. My height, I'm 5'8 and I get to eat more than little people!!

3. The lines/wrinkles on the side of my mouth. When I see them they make me very happy. they make me think of all the times I've belly laughed. They're probably from smoking, but forget it, I think there from huge smiles and laughs.

4. my facial contortions....i can say a million things without saying a word

5. my eyes....they're my dad's eyes, he's my idol and I love him....enough said.

Red Princess · 03-15-2003, 02:15 PM

1. my brain, an amazing holder of all kinds of useful and not so useful information, able to logically solve all manner of weird problems, amuses me and others , causes me to laugh how it works sometimes
2. my eyes, like rmr came from my dad who taught me how to think
3. my hands, a marvel of engineering
4. my hair, especially the color
5 my smiles, there are several kinds, most people understand them right away

bealeblues · 03-15-2003, 03:41 PM

1. my eyes. if you can see behind my eyes, you can see it all
2. my hair (what's left of it). i don't know if blondes truly have more fun, but i like being one of the few blondes in south louisiana, the land of dark haired cajuns
3. my hands. i've always been told i have wonderful hands (insert your own interpretation here)

it's not 5, but i'm not gonna make up any

dickieC · 03-15-2003, 06:58 PM

I don't like anything about my body. It's all pointy in all the wrong places, and what's more the girls don't like it.

Only thing it's good for is hanging a DJ on.

backward_glance · 03-15-2003, 07:07 PM

Quote:

Only thing it's good for is hanging a DJ on.

which one? personally i've never been overly fond of westwood

lapietra · 03-15-2003, 07:12 PM

Yeah - this is a hard one - I'm glad other people answered first!

1. My eyes. They're an unusual shade of hazel green - depending on lighting/mood/what I'm wearing they can look either a tawny gold-green, tri-colored (concentrically dark orange, olive green and slate gray blending into each other from the iris out) and a ridiculously rich radiant forest green. Very grateful for my eyes.

2. My hair. It's chestnut brown with red & gold highlights; it's very thick and sort of a cross between curly and wavy. I've had women tell me they hate me (jokingly!) more than once. I'm pretty sure some of them actually meant it (which of course doesn't make me that happy... but I'm not responsible so whatever). For some reason for a long time I allowed people to convince me I should keep it short - never ever again.

3. My overall shape/proportions - Not too excited about my current *size* but I've always been pretty pleased with how everything is distributed. All things considered, it could have been worse.

A waitress I worked with once told me I have a black girl's butt - since she herself was black I took it as a compliment - never had any complaints.

The Host would be pleased.

4. My ears - both inner and outer - they're not too big or too small; they're a nice shape; they look good with earrings hangin' off 'em; and they capture sounds better than many people's. They are a source of some of my greatest pleasure - music, friends' and loved ones' voices, purring...

5. My voice - how and why it happened, I don't know, but it seems to give people a lot of pleasure and that's good enough for me

backward_glance · 03-15-2003, 07:33 PM

5 things eh?.....

ummm.....

1. the dark freckle on my upper lip. it's really quite cute, i think. people sometimes ask me if i put it there in an i-want-to-look-a-bit-like-cindy-crawford kind of way. however, being a bloke it's a bit difficult to understand why i would....

2. shoulders. big and broad. shame most of the rest of me is a bit lanky, skinny and mishapen.

3. eyes. mine are that funky hazel too! it's good to have a part of my body never quite sure what colour it is.

4. teeth. i have good straight teeth. they're getting more wonky by the day as my wisdom teeth grow in

5. just the right amount of chest hair. not too sparse and not too bushy. i had it shaved once on a dare and totally itched for about a month whilst growing back. tip for the boys; never, ever do that!

phew! that was more difficult than i thought it wouuld be

trisherina · 03-15-2003, 10:24 PM

1. My nose, which is of a pleasant size and tilt.

2 & 3. T & A: sorry, but they both defy gravity and assume the socially prescribed shape despite my only efforts to maintain them as such being limited to drinking beer and wine, and sitting down a lot.

4. A small waistline that maintains some washboard look despite... see above. It's nice to have some things that I can always take for granted.

5. Healthy, "virgin" honey blonde hair.

masterofNone · 03-16-2003, 12:55 AM

1. I have a very shiney head
2. I have no scabs currently (nor open weeping sores)
3. I can grow a reasonable beard (as opposed to the scruffy thing I used to grow in my youth)
4. I tan to the color of fine mahogony
6. My dimples, which once were "cute", have matured into laugh lines that connote a happy wisdom which isn't necessarily true but which makes people comfortable around me.

beckstra · 03-16-2003, 06:35 PM

My hair, I'm told, reminds people of Charlie Brown's greatest infatuation...it's red, it's long, and dangit, it's beautiful.

I also take into account my neck. I'm a fat girl, and so, naturally, I take pride in the fact that even though I'm a fat girl, I still have a neck, and not only do I have a neck, it's a very lovely neck.

My mom always accuses me of having brick red eyes, whereas my grandpa says my eyes remind him of sespools. Nasty, I know, but I like the fact that I have nice eyes with butt-long eyelashes...even if said eyelashes are barely noticible because they are red and basically transparent.

I love my lips. They may be smallish, but I can do a lot of things with them...most of my facial expressions come out most directly through my lips.

My eyebrows aren't anything spectacular, they're just very expressive. My niece has my eyebrows, although she's still got enough babyfat in her face that hers are still a little more "dimplish" than eyebrow.

rmr · 03-17-2003, 07:10 PM

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2. I have no scabs currently (nor open weeping sores)
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oh my god i just read this....that's awful!!!

dickieC · 03-17-2003, 07:11 PM

What, you would find MoN even more attractive than the oustanding heap of manhood he already is if he had a few pus-filled blisters on his face?

Strange girl.

Deviate · 03-17-2003, 07:12 PM

in no particular order
1. eyes
2. calves
3. shoulders
4. voice
5. skin

Deviate · 03-17-2003, 07:15 PM

hmmm...

i must be the only one who doesn't consider the brain a body part. i mean, the grey matter and squiggly sh*t is, but the stuff inside it is all electrical. must just be me...

-st.

03-15-2003, 12:23 AM	#1
LadyCrow WhY sO SiRiUs? Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Ta uoy erehw Posts: 1,120	Another exciting zefrank board challenge ;) Greetings, friends. I've got another mind-questing question (?) for you; unfortunately, it's not an original thought (props to my friend U. for bringing it up on an email list she & I belong to). However, knowing just how wonderfully wacky the many denizens of this board are, I think the question will fit in nicely. (Ok, enough of the b*s.) What are the 5 things you love most about your body (and why)? Here are mine: 1. my blue eyes (it amazes me how often the shade changes; must have something to do w/mood swings or whores moaning) 2. my height (I know, I know... it's an ego thing, but it makes me smile) 3. my hair (2 1/2 feet long, give or take an inch or two; it's taken me many, many moons to grow it this long, & I also consider it a sign of independence; a bitch to brush out, but well worth it) 4. my hands, & the ability to do the Spock hand gesture (which is something not everyone can do; I think it should be taught from an early age... after all, you never know when you'll meet a Vulcan; well, besides @ a Star Trek convention that is) 5. my tattoo (technically not something I was born with, but I am extremely proud of it & show it off every chance I get) Ok, gang. Who's next? Waiting is, LC __________________ "If there is a bedrock principle of the First Amendment, it is that the government may not prohibit the expression of an idea simply because society finds the idea itself offensive or disagreeable." -- Justice William J. Brennan (1906-1997) U. S. Supreme Court Justice Source: Texas vs. Johnson, 1989 *********** Illegitimi non carborundum... ************ Whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... stranger. - Heath Ledger

03-15-2003, 02:15 PM	#3
Red Princess thread soiler Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: san diego Posts: 4,810	1. my brain, an amazing holder of all kinds of useful and not so useful information, able to logically solve all manner of weird problems, amuses me and others , causes me to laugh how it works sometimes 2. my eyes, like rmr came from my dad who taught me how to think 3. my hands, a marvel of engineering 4. my hair, especially the color 5 my smiles, there are several kinds, most people understand them right away __________________ snarky peep

03-15-2003, 03:41 PM	#4
bealeblues where's my salt? Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: finally writing Posts: 6,929	1. my eyes. if you can see behind my eyes, you can see it all 2. my hair (what's left of it). i don't know if blondes truly have more fun, but i like being one of the few blondes in south louisiana, the land of dark haired cajuns 3. my hands. i've always been told i have wonderful hands (insert your own interpretation here) it's not 5, but i'm not gonna make up any __________________ still jackasinine, make no mistake

03-15-2003, 06:58 PM	#5
dickieC Professional ZeMonkey Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Back in Oxford Posts: 1,841	I don't like anything about my body. It's all pointy in all the wrong places, and what's more the girls don't like it. Only thing it's good for is hanging a DJ on. __________________ "Why do I keep falling in love with every woman who shows me the slightest attention?" Joel, ESSM

03-15-2003, 07:12 PM	#7
lapietra half baked Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: just ducky Posts: 12,078	Yeah - this is a hard one - I'm glad other people answered first! 1. My eyes. They're an unusual shade of hazel green - depending on lighting/mood/what I'm wearing they can look either a tawny gold-green, tri-colored (concentrically dark orange, olive green and slate gray blending into each other from the iris out) and a ridiculously rich radiant forest green. Very grateful for my eyes. 2. My hair. It's chestnut brown with red & gold highlights; it's very thick and sort of a cross between curly and wavy. I've had women tell me they hate me (jokingly!) more than once. I'm pretty sure some of them actually meant it (which of course doesn't make me that happy... but I'm not responsible so whatever). For some reason for a long time I allowed people to convince me I should keep it short - never ever again. 3. My overall shape/proportions - Not too excited about my current size but I've always been pretty pleased with how everything is distributed. All things considered, it could have been worse. A waitress I worked with once told me I have a black girl's butt - since she herself was black I took it as a compliment - never had any complaints. The Host would be pleased. 4. My ears - both inner and outer - they're not too big or too small; they're a nice shape; they look good with earrings hangin' off 'em; and they capture sounds better than many people's. They are a source of some of my greatest pleasure - music, friends' and loved ones' voices, purring... 5. My voice - how and why it happened, I don't know, but it seems to give people a lot of pleasure and that's good enough for me __________________ “As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes.” ~ Mel Brooks Last edited by lapietra : 03-15-2003 at 07:15 PM.

03-15-2003, 02:02 AM	#2
rmr Moderator Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,595	i find these really intimidating questions because I find it very difficult to say nice things about myself, but this will be a bit like group therapy for me: 1. There's a birth mark right at the bottom of my back. i never thought much about it. I was dating this guy that I was absolutely head over heals for, i mean gaga and I thought he never paid much attention to me. We were out to dinner one night and he told me he often thought of that birthmark. he described it's shape, size, location everything. I ran to the ladies room to make sure he was right and was over the moon for the longest time because of it. 2. My height, I'm 5'8 and I get to eat more than little people!! 3. The lines/wrinkles on the side of my mouth. When I see them they make me very happy. they make me think of all the times I've belly laughed. They're probably from smoking, but forget it, I think there from huge smiles and laughs. 4. my facial contortions....i can say a million things without saying a word 5. my eyes....they're my dad's eyes, he's my idol and I love him....enough said.

03-15-2003, 07:33 PM	#8
backward_glance what we call a modulation Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: oxford, uk Posts: 21	5 things eh?..... ummm..... 1. the dark freckle on my upper lip. it's really quite cute, i think. people sometimes ask me if i put it there in an i-want-to-look-a-bit-like-cindy-crawford kind of way. however, being a bloke it's a bit difficult to understand why i would.... 2. shoulders. big and broad. shame most of the rest of me is a bit lanky, skinny and mishapen. 3. eyes. mine are that funky hazel too! it's good to have a part of my body never quite sure what colour it is. 4. teeth. i have good straight teeth. they're getting more wonky by the day as my wisdom teeth grow in 5. just the right amount of chest hair. not too sparse and not too bushy. i had it shaved once on a dare and totally itched for about a month whilst growing back. tip for the boys; never, ever do that! phew! that was more difficult than i thought it wouuld be __________________ dreaming of a waitress with maxwell house eyes, marmalade thighs and scrambled yellow hair

03-15-2003, 10:24 PM	#9
trisherina meretricious dilettante Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,068	1. My nose, which is of a pleasant size and tilt. 2 & 3. T & A: sorry, but they both defy gravity and assume the socially prescribed shape despite my only efforts to maintain them as such being limited to drinking beer and wine, and sitting down a lot. 4. A small waistline that maintains some washboard look despite... see above. It's nice to have some things that I can always take for granted. 5. Healthy, "virgin" honey blonde hair. __________________ Because how we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives. -- Annie Dillard

03-16-2003, 12:55 AM	#10
masterofNone ________ Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 5,131	1. I have a very shiney head 2. I have no scabs currently (nor open weeping sores) 3. I can grow a reasonable beard (as opposed to the scruffy thing I used to grow in my youth) 4. I tan to the color of fine mahogony 6. My dimples, which once were "cute", have matured into laugh lines that connote a happy wisdom which isn't necessarily true but which makes people comfortable around me.

03-16-2003, 06:35 PM	#11
beckstra one classy broad Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Cornhusker State Posts: 1,229	My hair, I'm told, reminds people of Charlie Brown's greatest infatuation...it's red, it's long, and dangit, it's beautiful. I also take into account my neck. I'm a fat girl, and so, naturally, I take pride in the fact that even though I'm a fat girl, I still have a neck, and not only do I have a neck, it's a very lovely neck. My mom always accuses me of having brick red eyes, whereas my grandpa says my eyes remind him of sespools. Nasty, I know, but I like the fact that I have nice eyes with butt-long eyelashes...even if said eyelashes are barely noticible because they are red and basically transparent. I love my lips. They may be smallish, but I can do a lot of things with them...most of my facial expressions come out most directly through my lips. My eyebrows aren't anything spectacular, they're just very expressive. My niece has my eyebrows, although she's still got enough babyfat in her face that hers are still a little more "dimplish" than eyebrow. __________________ I'd rather be making out.

03-17-2003, 07:11 PM	#13
dickieC Professional ZeMonkey Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Back in Oxford Posts: 1,841	What, you would find MoN even more attractive than the oustanding heap of manhood he already is if he had a few pus-filled blisters on his face? Strange girl. __________________ "Why do I keep falling in love with every woman who shows me the slightest attention?" Joel, ESSM

03-17-2003, 07:12 PM	#14
Deviate Butt-F***ing the World Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: the other side of normal Posts: 5,863	in no particular order 1. eyes 2. calves 3. shoulders 4. voice 5. skin

03-17-2003, 07:15 PM	#15
Deviate Butt-F***ing the World Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: the other side of normal Posts: 5,863	hmmm... i must be the only one who doesn't consider the brain a body part. i mean, the grey matter and squiggly sh*t is, but the stuff inside it is all electrical. must just be me... -st.

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