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Congratulations!
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Eat with the right hand and wipe with the left.
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left hanging
Join Date: Sep 2003
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No it doesn't have to be done simultaneously.
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Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea.
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Sometimes a cigar is only a cigar.
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Rhinoceros fan
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A tall dark stranger will soon offer you a biscuit of a disappointing affect.
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It isn't easy being green
Join Date: Dec 2007
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all things considered, I would rather be here than Philadelphia
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LAST WARNING!
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oi
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Find ten differences between a fortune cookie and the thing you have just eaten.
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It isn't easy being green
Join Date: Dec 2007
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Good luck!...you'll need it.
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Rhinoceros fan
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The people at the next table got chocolate chip.
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It isn't easy being green
Join Date: Dec 2007
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Visit us on the web at www.thefortunecookieguys.cn!
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Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea.
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Stick 'em up.
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It isn't easy being green
Join Date: Dec 2007
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Your zipper is open.
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She doesn't do oral.
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left hanging
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream
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Put your 3D glasses on NOW.
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