Freedom Fries

[noxxville]

Since the big push to ban or replace things from France, I've been noticing what a pain in the ass this is going to be....

A sample of words we are going to have to stop using, all derived from France/French

ambulance
arson
ballet
bayonet (this one will suck for our milatary)
biscuit (poor Mix-A-Lot)
camoflauge (another blow to the military)
cartoon
corduroy
dentist
detour
diplomat (no problem there)
espionage
etiquette
gourmet
grape
lieutenant
margarine
marinade
maroon
mayonnaise
menu
mortgage (thank god)
mutiny (lucky for W)
nasal
niece
omelette (dammit...egg burrito should work though)
parachute (I'm noticing our military borrowing quite a bit)
picnic
pioneer
rectangle
regime (we know we're trying to get rid of this already)
roulette (never helped me anyway)
sabotage
sauce (eaisly replaced with juice.....Hollandaise Juice...yummy)
sirloin
somersault
souvenir
tampon (sorry ladies)
torture
umpire

Like I said....this is going to suck.

Can I get a Large Freedom..er...American....er...french....aw fvck it...gimme some fries.