Children's Books You'll Never See

[Angry Kid Hoyt]

What follow's is a list from a contest from the Washington Post...but I think we can certainly think of more.

• 1. Some Kittens Can Fly!
  2. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
  3. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
  4. What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?
  5. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
  6. Bi-Curious George
  7. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
  8. You Are Different and That's Bad
  9. How To Dress Sexy for Grownups
  10. All Dogs Go to Hell
  11. Mr. Policeman Eats His Service Revolver
  12. You Are Different and That's Bad
  13. Fun with Pointy Things
  14. Keep Picking At It
  15. It's Your Fault They Got a Divorce
  16. If it's in a Bottle Drink It
  17. You Can Fly Too If You Wear a Cape
  18. Sharing is For the Weak
  19. Plastic Bag Space Helmet and Other Fun Activities
  20. Razor, Razor, Who's Got the Razor?
  21. Is the Stove Hot Yet?
  22. The New Baby is Better Than You
  23. You Are Different and That's Bad
  24. Pop! Goes The Hamster... And Other Great Microwave Games
  25. Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Household Pets
  26. Babar Meets the Taxidermist
  27. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
  28. The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables
  29. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
  30. How to Become The Dominant Military Power In Your Elementary School
  31. Controlling the Playground: Respect through Fear
  32. Strangers Have the Best Candy
  33. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
  34. Some Kittens Can Fly!
  35. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
  36. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
  37. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
  38. The Magic World inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
  39. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
  40. You Were an Accident
  41. Your Nightmares Are Real
  42. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things