If I Were A Rockstar...(complete the sentence...multiple times if you'd like)

[beckstra]

If I were a rockstar, all my magazine spreads would be upside down.

If I were a rockstar, I'd get the guys who created "The Legend of Zelda" to add me in the game.

If I were a rockstar, I would find a way to be remembered as Red the Impailer.

If I were a rockstar, I'd tape my boobs down. Female rockstars shouldn't have boobs.

If I were a rockstar, and you were a naked rockstar, I'd stalk you.

If I were a rockstar, I'd pull around a wooden banana with wheels on a string behind me before and after my concerts through the audience.

If I were a rockstar, I'd have a four-poster bed with hollow posts so I could hide all my hit's I'm too lazy to officially have copywrighted in them.

If I were a rockstar, I'd throw red hots into the audience, and yell, "you on fire yet?"

If I were a rockstar, all my flyers would have chewed up pieces of gum folded in the top left corner.