The Mrs Dinz #5 (and such)

[dinzdale]

Well, now I'm feeling chipper again, and at the request of the ze-public, it is beholden to me to pen a small missive in regards to the subject. i.e "What does it take to become the coverted Mrs D5?"

I'm sure this was the popluar choice as, let's face it, who wouldnt want to be my soul mate, partner, cherished bride, sex toy ?

Well you can rest easy in the knowledge that many of you still qualify. Oh yes....even you.

To begin with let's see what the numbers 1 to 4 had:

Height: 5' 0" to 5' 10" (6' 2" in those fvcking heels!!)
Weight: 120 lbs to 220 lbs (and I could still hear the stereo)
Chest size: 34B to 40C (if you're bigger than that please let me know by PM)
Hair: 1 red, 1 blond, 2 brunettes
- I once dated a redheaded woman; no hair, just a red head.
- I also dated a woman with blond hair right down her back to her bum; none on her head, just all down her back.
Private Topiary: 1 Buffalo, 1 Hitler, 1 Vin Diesel, 1 Various.

So, that pretty much still includes everyone here. Arent you glad.?
Woman are all beautiful for different reasons. One may have eyes that sparkle in the moonlight, or hair that catches the sun, curvacious hips that hypnotise with femininity, a pair of pierced nipples that you could hang a hat on........you know, it's any small thing that appeals to me.

So obviously you can see I'm not too choosy, as long as you have personality, kindness, caring, overactive libido, a wardrobe you wouldnt want your mother to see, no morals, would work for food.......

It's best summed up by a conversation I had with my friend Rolls the other evening.
I remarked that a new waitress at our local hostelry had caught my eye. She had a certain "je ne sais quoi" and I struggled to put into words what appealed to me.
Me: What is it Rolls, what makes me think of unspeakable depravity with that delightful young lady? What is that attracts me to her?
Rolls: Well her personality, her poise, her clothes, her hair all say one thing to me Dinz.
Me: and that is....
Rolls: Inexpensive.
Me: That's it !!!!

So there you have it, in a nutshell as it were:

Mrs D#5 should be...........Cheap.