so..

[JesusTitties]

so this guy is reeeeeeallly lonely
and decides he wants a pet, but an unusual pet.. so he goes to the pet store.
so the pet store gives him a centipede in a box for its house
so he keeps the centipede for a bit but feels bad, his pet must be lonely.
all alone, in a box...
so he decides to take his new friend out
and opens the box and says, "hey, you want to go out for a drink?"
and there's no answer. so the next day, he still feels bad
and yells down into the box, "Do you want to go to the bar for a drink?"

coupla days go by...the centipede is still alive down there, he's still lonely, decides to try one last time
he opens the box, yells at the top of his lungs,"Hey you, I asked you, DO YOU WANT TO GO TO THE BAR FOR A DRINK!!!!


the centipede looks up
and says, "I heard you the first time! I'M PUTTING MY FVCKING SHOES ON!!!"

[seebe]

Haha good one.