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Old 02-11-2003, 04:11 PM   #1
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Well for you my dear, smokey, farty, beer oozing from pores, smelling feet, sweating in your sleep, need to wash behind the ears, smell, I'd gladly make an exception.

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Old 02-11-2003, 04:14 PM   #2
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I'm feelin a new Mrs. Dinz in the making.
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Old 02-11-2003, 04:15 PM   #3
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Mon, why do you think I've been working on my butt? I've got some firece competition.
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Old 02-11-2003, 04:25 PM   #4
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Whew !!!

for a moment I thought a shower was going to have to be taken...

Thanks Rimples (Mark 5)
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Old 02-11-2003, 04:27 PM   #5
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i hate shit that smells like food. no "vanilla", no
"ginger spice cookies", no "berries and apples bon bon-arfic".

i love the clean soap smell as well. i love the scent of lilacs or pine and lotions scented accordingly do the trick. usually i go for clean scents, quite often marketed to align with oceans. for spice, rosemary and sage work wonders.

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Old 02-11-2003, 05:05 PM   #6
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Are you talkin' 'bout Axe?
They have lame ass commercials with a woman spraying it on a mannequin's pits and across his chest and then she can't control herself and goes after the mannequin.

Oh wow! A hawk just flew by my window! too cool!
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Old 02-11-2003, 05:07 PM   #7
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What's that one in the teal blue container? I think it's Degree, that one smells great on guys!!!
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Old 02-11-2003, 05:23 PM   #8
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I'll have to remember to stay away from Deviate when i smell like someone's dessert. Some days i smell like gardenias
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Old 02-11-2003, 05:25 PM   #9
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love gardenias.



and the only reason a woman should smell like dessert...


...is because she's wearing it.




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Old 02-11-2003, 05:26 PM   #10
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or wallowing in it
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Old 02-11-2003, 05:30 PM   #11
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"I met my love a-wallowing in dessert"


nope


just doesn't do it for me.
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Old 02-11-2003, 05:32 PM   #12
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how about vanilla pudding wrestling?
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Old 02-11-2003, 05:44 PM   #13
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Old 02-11-2003, 05:48 PM   #14
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sorry, pudding wrestling is only for girls
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Old 02-11-2003, 05:54 PM   #15
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whipped cream.

no wrestling.

well...

maybe a little.

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