07-17-2008, 01:10 AM
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meretricious dilettante
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In hell, it's always all about you.
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07-17-2008, 01:30 AM
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meretricious dilettante
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In hell your neighbours add a little baby deer to their other two adult deer lawn ornaments, and supplement the whole thing with an eight foot high white fountain, a large plastic shed, and a circular stone picnic table set.
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07-17-2008, 02:55 AM
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left hanging
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream
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In hell, when you hear the word 'community', you think somebody must want something.
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07-17-2008, 09:53 AM
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meretricious dilettante
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In hell you go to bed wide-awake and wake up sleepy.
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07-17-2008, 10:54 AM
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left hanging
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream
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In hell there's never an election but always a campaign.
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07-17-2008, 12:24 PM
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It isn't easy being green
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Earth, apt. 2-B
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In hell, Nixon is still president.
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07-17-2008, 12:34 PM
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Cheeses Save
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Floating
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In hell the call of nature always sounds before the alarm clock.
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07-17-2008, 01:22 PM
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earth worker
Join Date: May 2006
Location: on the planet
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in hell, it's always 10 a.m. after a night of drinking.
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07-17-2008, 01:39 PM
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unbelievable
Join Date: Jul 2008
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In jell it takes drugs and/or alcohol to be transported.
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07-17-2008, 02:04 PM
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earth worker
Join Date: May 2006
Location: on the planet
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in hell, you wake up in a warehouse mid- morning after an all night work session and realize all you have to drink is Pabst.
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07-17-2008, 02:20 PM
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unbelievable
Join Date: Jul 2008
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In hell your father tells you that your Great Aunt owned one third controlling interest in Pabst Blue Ribbon Frewery but gave it to her church when she died.
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07-17-2008, 02:22 PM
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unbelievable
Join Date: Jul 2008
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In hell all the children have to work 2-4 hours a fay tying ble ribbons on veer bottles (to keep them out of M I S C H I E F
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07-17-2008, 02:52 PM
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earth worker
Join Date: May 2006
Location: on the planet
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in hell, you are hung over at a café and your huevos rancheros never arrive
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07-17-2008, 03:45 PM
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unbelievable
Join Date: Jul 2008
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In jell wen ladies get tojetjer in te parlor tey ave no clue ow to play bride cannot tink of anytin to say to eac oter and never lauj at all.
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07-17-2008, 05:24 PM
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Rhinoceros fan
Join Date: Mar 2007
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In hell the cat always wants out.
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