Most sacrilegious jokes for easter

[masterofNone]

So a kid walks up to the base of the cross toward the end of the day. The roman soldiers are off playing dice. Jesus looks down at the kid and says "Kid! Can you get me down from here?" The kid looks around and then looks up at the Lord and nods. "Great! You're a life saver! First, climb up and pull this nail out of my left hand with that pry bar." The kid grabs the pry bar in his teeth and shinnies up the pole. He strains but finally the nail comes loose. Jesus says "Thanks, wow that feels good, now get the right hand!" The kid crawls over to the other side and pulls on the other nail. Finally it comes loose and Jesus yells

"The feet kid, the FEEET!"