As likely you've expected from me: An Easter Thread.

[beckstra]

Good morning boys and girls.

On this dull, gray Easter morning, I'd just like to remind you all, that even though the sun isn't shining so bright, the clouds have all overtaken the sky, the world is in a war, and more than half of you haven't recieved the best sleep you've ever had...in typical, trite "Christian" fashion: Jesus loves you.

In more than typical, trite "Christian" fashion, I pray that today none of you would get any cavities from all of your blessed peeps, that each of you would recieve at least one warm fuzzy by the end of the day, that the many of you who spent last night souping up on the communal wine would wake up and not have to face either the bessings that are a hangover or the gut wrenching dry heave.

I pray you all the best. Be blessed and above all, safe.