A Short Computer Quiz

[danh]

Bill Gates is:
A. Satan
B. Lucifer
C. Beelzebub
D. Other (demon)

Computers are:
A. The single greatest creation of man.
B. The greatest thing since sliced bread. (Implying that sliced bread is the single greatest creation of man.)
C. A useful tool.
D. Our unholy masters.

Apples are:
A. Delicious
B. Better than PC's
C. Useful for all sorts of things like video editing, etc.
D. Incompatible

My computer is:
A. Broken (but that begs the question as to how you're reading this).
B. An important aspect of my life, although not a dominating one.
C. The bane of my life.
D. The reason I haven't seen the sun in three days.

When I think about how life was like before the beige box:
A. I fondly reminisce about quieter times.
B. I suddenly realize exactly how old I am. (HA! old people...)
C. There was a time without computers? How did people function?
D. Have never lived it, but DAMN I want to... ::sob::

I wr173 l1k3 th15 kause:
A. Im s00per kewl
B. I'm a wanker
C. what? I don't understand...
D. I refuse to understand.


How long have you been staring at your monitor today? ______


How much of that time was spent working? ______


Working effectively? ______


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