Improbable scenarios

[Brynn]

They are going to take the mini-horse show circuit by storm. One way this husband and wife team from Michigan will do it is by introducing live music. As their perfectly-groomed palomino mini-horse bucks and cavorts around the show ring, they will wow onlookers with their authentically-sequined western clothing. In a radical departure from tradition, he plays his guitar and sings "Wildfire" as she chases the horse around in an interpretive dance. She will have on a cordless headset mic, and between breaths will join him in the chorus:
"She ran callin' "Wiiiiiiiiiiiiilfire!" She ran callin' "Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiildfire!" She ran callin' "Wiyiyayiyayiyildfiiiiiii-errrrrrrrr!" All they need is a wind machine.