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Brynn · 11-12-2007, 12:55 AM

You know, I'm really just trying to push all the porn threads to another page so I don't have to look at them paving over our fiction project paradise here. They depress me a little.

I invite you to do the same, and if we all randomly resurrect some old neglected but worthwhile threads every day, maybe we can tidy this place up a little with relatively no effort

This particular thread does not seem to be serving much purpose otherwise.
Let's put on a play!

Brynn · 11-12-2007, 01:15 AM

Brynn: Good idea Brynn! I've got a barn and a golden paper mache' dragon's head left over from a "Multnomah Days" parade float! Can we use that?

Brynn (to herself): You bet we can, Brynn! That's not your real name, is it?

Brynn: Why do you ask? Hey, who's that eavesdropping behind the couch!

Ron Price: It's me! Surprise! Can I be in the play? Can I?

Brynn: Um, well, we haven't figured out all the details yet, Ron.

Ron: Who's "we" ? Is there someone else in here?

Brynn: Actually, yes. We're all hiding and playing a really fun game so why don't you go hide too?

Ron: Okay!!!! (he starts to run off towards the barn)

Brynn: Olly olly oxen free! OLLY OLLY OXEN FRREEEEEE!

Ron: (turning back, out of breath) Hey wait a minute, you just told me to go hide...

Brynn: Not you, Ron. I meant everyone else. We're all going to go look for you as soon as you hide, so HURRY! While you're gone, we'll talk about the play, okay?????

Craig Johnston: Hey brynn! I heard your idea about doing a play in the barn! I've got some rope and I can do stunts!

Brynn: Oh yes, that will be brilliant! But please, I really prefer it if you would always capitalize my name, okay? I'm going to be the star of the play. Let's find Brightpearl. I'll bet she has a costume with sequins.

Craig Johnston: Why?

Brynn: Because she does, I just know it.

Craig Johnston: No, why always capitalize your name? I'm not sure if I can always do that. that's not your real name is it?

Brynn: there you go again. you missed another capital and now I'm doing it.

Brightpearl (running up excitedly):

Brynn · 11-12-2007, 01:34 AM

Brightpearl: (running up excitedly) Hey, did you just see that? As soon as you got all the porn grouped at the bottom of the page, then another one popped up and ruined the effect!

Brynn: (sadly) I know. I know. I feel like crying. I can't do it by myself!

Brightpearl: Here, do some yoga for a minute.

Brynn: Okay. (does the sun salutation, the only yoga she knows) Good. Now, what's the play going to be about?

Xfox: Hi everybody! You'll never guess what just happened.

Brynn, CJ and Brightpearl: What?

Brynn · 11-12-2007, 01:47 AM

XFox: My relative, HFox, just posted something in "two words." We are not alone.

All: No way!

XFox: Way!

Brynn: I had no idea the two of you were related.

Brynn · 11-12-2007, 01:58 AM

Zero: (saunters over in a horse costume): What's up?

Brynn: We did it! All the spam threads have been pushed to the next page except for one. Now we can put on a play. You can be the horse!

Zero: I can't be ars--

Brynn: I know but you have no choice. You're in it already. All we have to do is wait for the rest of the cast. Has T.I.P. left Paris yet? I've been busy and need to catch up on everything.

Brightpearl: We need sponsors. Let's do product placement for Auntie's soap because it's getting close to the holidays.

Auntie:

Hyakujo's Fox · 11-12-2007, 02:17 AM

Tunesmith: Oh cornbread!

trisherina · 11-12-2007, 02:18 AM

Odbe: Oh my gosh! I love cornbread!

Brynn · 11-12-2007, 02:19 AM

Odbe: Yes, it's true, everyone. I love it. I do so love cornbread. It's my mother's recipe. I saved it from the shipwreck.

Brynn · 11-12-2007, 02:26 AM

Odbe moves gracefully over to the glass staircase that 12" Razormix built while everyone was talking and began to sing her story of the shipwreck and the johnnycake with melted soap topping.

Everyone: Bravo! Encore! Encore!

trisherina · 11-12-2007, 02:29 AM

T.I.P: OM NOM NOM NOM!

Brynn · 11-12-2007, 02:30 AM

Brynn: Okay everybody, this is going great. this is going to be the best play ever in the whole wide world. Keep on acting it out. I have to go to the bathroom so be sure to make Ron write everything down if he ever comes back so I won't miss anything!

trisherina · 11-12-2007, 02:32 AM

Odbe: (stopping song abruptly) Did she just say I was acting out?

Brynn · 11-12-2007, 02:38 AM

Brynn reenters with toilet paper stuck to her shoe.

Brynn: okay I'm back. what happened? anything? Did CJ capitalize my name yet? You didn't tell ron he had a part did you?

Trisherina: Brynn, you've got to stop writing your own dialogue. It's not fair and you'll end up with a shallow role with absolutely no perspective. And you know I'm right.

Brynn:Okay, well, we'll see how that goes, but I better get lots of lines because it's my idea and I thought of it and everything and I pushed all those spam threads off of page one and

All: (wearily) We know.

Now be quiet, Odbe is still singing. She's getting offended and we don't blame her

Hyakujo's Fox · 11-12-2007, 02:22 AM

Tunesmith: Oh shipwreck

05-15-2003, 06:26 PM	#1
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11-12-2007, 12:55 AM	#2
Brynn constantly amazed Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: in the labyrinth of shared happiness Posts: 6,206	You know, I'm really just trying to push all the porn threads to another page so I don't have to look at them paving over our fiction project paradise here. They depress me a little. I invite you to do the same, and if we all randomly resurrect some old neglected but worthwhile threads every day, maybe we can tidy this place up a little with relatively no effort This particular thread does not seem to be serving much purpose otherwise. Let's put on a play! __________________ 1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. 3. Your foot will change direction.

11-12-2007, 01:15 AM	#3
Brynn constantly amazed Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: in the labyrinth of shared happiness Posts: 6,206	Brynn: Good idea Brynn! I've got a barn and a golden paper mache' dragon's head left over from a "Multnomah Days" parade float! Can we use that? Brynn (to herself): You bet we can, Brynn! That's not your real name, is it? Brynn: Why do you ask? Hey, who's that eavesdropping behind the couch! Ron Price: It's me! Surprise! Can I be in the play? Can I? Brynn: Um, well, we haven't figured out all the details yet, Ron. Ron: Who's "we" ? Is there someone else in here? Brynn: Actually, yes. We're all hiding and playing a really fun game so why don't you go hide too? Ron: Okay!!!! (he starts to run off towards the barn) Brynn: Olly olly oxen free! OLLY OLLY OXEN FRREEEEEE! Ron: (turning back, out of breath) Hey wait a minute, you just told me to go hide... Brynn: Not you, Ron. I meant everyone else. We're all going to go look for you as soon as you hide, so HURRY! While you're gone, we'll talk about the play, okay????? Craig Johnston: Hey brynn! I heard your idea about doing a play in the barn! I've got some rope and I can do stunts! Brynn: Oh yes, that will be brilliant! But please, I really prefer it if you would always capitalize my name, okay? I'm going to be the star of the play. Let's find Brightpearl. I'll bet she has a costume with sequins. Craig Johnston: Why? Brynn: Because she does, I just know it. Craig Johnston: No, why always capitalize your name? I'm not sure if I can always do that. that's not your real name is it? Brynn: there you go again. you missed another capital and now I'm doing it. Brightpearl (running up excitedly): __________________ 1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. 3. Your foot will change direction.

11-12-2007, 01:34 AM	#4
Brynn constantly amazed Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: in the labyrinth of shared happiness Posts: 6,206	Brightpearl: (running up excitedly) Hey, did you just see that? As soon as you got all the porn grouped at the bottom of the page, then another one popped up and ruined the effect! Brynn: (sadly) I know. I know. I feel like crying. I can't do it by myself! Brightpearl: Here, do some yoga for a minute. Brynn: Okay. (does the sun salutation, the only yoga she knows) Good. Now, what's the play going to be about? Xfox: Hi everybody! You'll never guess what just happened. Brynn, CJ and Brightpearl: What? __________________ 1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. 3. Your foot will change direction.

11-12-2007, 01:47 AM	#5
Brynn constantly amazed Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: in the labyrinth of shared happiness Posts: 6,206	XFox: My relative, HFox, just posted something in "two words." We are not alone. All: No way! XFox: Way! Brynn: I had no idea the two of you were related. __________________ 1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. 3. Your foot will change direction.

11-12-2007, 01:58 AM	#6
Brynn constantly amazed Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: in the labyrinth of shared happiness Posts: 6,206	Zero: (saunters over in a horse costume): What's up? Brynn: We did it! All the spam threads have been pushed to the next page except for one. Now we can put on a play. You can be the horse! Zero: I can't be ars-- Brynn: I know but you have no choice. You're in it already. All we have to do is wait for the rest of the cast. Has T.I.P. left Paris yet? I've been busy and need to catch up on everything. Brightpearl: We need sponsors. Let's do product placement for Auntie's soap because it's getting close to the holidays. Auntie: __________________ 1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. 3. Your foot will change direction. Last edited by Brynn : 11-12-2007 at 02:23 AM. Reason: but you see, he CAN be arsed because it's my play and I'm the star and he's asleep, probably, and dreaming.

11-12-2007, 02:17 AM	#7
Hyakujo's Fox left hanging Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream Posts: 10,071	Tunesmith: Oh cornbread!

11-12-2007, 02:18 AM	#8
trisherina meretricious dilettante Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,068	Odbe: Oh my gosh! I love cornbread! __________________ Because how we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives. -- Annie Dillard

11-12-2007, 02:19 AM	#9
Brynn constantly amazed Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: in the labyrinth of shared happiness Posts: 6,206	Odbe: Yes, it's true, everyone. I love it. I do so love cornbread. It's my mother's recipe. I saved it from the shipwreck. __________________ 1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. 3. Your foot will change direction.

11-12-2007, 02:26 AM	#10
Brynn constantly amazed Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: in the labyrinth of shared happiness Posts: 6,206	Odbe moves gracefully over to the glass staircase that 12" Razormix built while everyone was talking and began to sing her story of the shipwreck and the johnnycake with melted soap topping. Everyone: Bravo! Encore! Encore! __________________ 1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. 3. Your foot will change direction.

11-12-2007, 02:29 AM	#11
trisherina meretricious dilettante Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,068	T.I.P: OM NOM NOM NOM! __________________ Because how we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives. -- Annie Dillard

11-12-2007, 02:30 AM	#12
Brynn constantly amazed Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: in the labyrinth of shared happiness Posts: 6,206	Brynn: Okay everybody, this is going great. this is going to be the best play ever in the whole wide world. Keep on acting it out. I have to go to the bathroom so be sure to make Ron write everything down if he ever comes back so I won't miss anything! __________________ 1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. 3. Your foot will change direction.

11-12-2007, 02:32 AM	#13
trisherina meretricious dilettante Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,068	Odbe: (stopping song abruptly) Did she just say I was acting out? __________________ Because how we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives. -- Annie Dillard

11-12-2007, 02:38 AM	#14
Brynn constantly amazed Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: in the labyrinth of shared happiness Posts: 6,206	Brynn reenters with toilet paper stuck to her shoe. Brynn: okay I'm back. what happened? anything? Did CJ capitalize my name yet? You didn't tell ron he had a part did you? Trisherina: Brynn, you've got to stop writing your own dialogue. It's not fair and you'll end up with a shallow role with absolutely no perspective. And you know I'm right. Brynn:Okay, well, we'll see how that goes, but I better get lots of lines because it's my idea and I thought of it and everything and I pushed all those spam threads off of page one and All: (wearily) We know. Now be quiet, Odbe is still singing. She's getting offended and we don't blame her __________________ 1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. 3. Your foot will change direction. Last edited by Brynn : 11-12-2007 at 02:43 AM.

11-12-2007, 02:22 AM	#15
Hyakujo's Fox left hanging Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream Posts: 10,071	Tunesmith: Oh shipwreck

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