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chat sillies.

DickieC: my place is small
DickieC: but I take my time getting about at the momnet
deviatedspectrum: gotcha
deviatedspectrum: i forget
deviatedspectrum: the great injury
DickieC: it's a crying shame
DickieC: struck down in the prime of life
deviatedspectrum: lol
deviatedspectrum: it's a tragedy
DickieC: RIP toenail
deviatedspectrum: lol
deviatedspectrum: tonight, on a very special Dateline, Diane Sawyer speaks with the Dickie family about the recent tragedy
DickieC:
DickieC: "Well, it was a long struggle with ill health"
DickieC: "but now we just feel it's a merciful relief"
DickieC: "doesn't mean we don't feel the pain right now"
deviatedspectrum: lol
deviatedspectrum: "we just hope, where ever he is, that he knows how much we love him (break down sobbing)"
deviatedspectrum: "booooooo hoo hoo hoo hooooooo"
DickieC: Cut to Beaumont Street Doctor's Surgery, Oxford
DickieC: "It was here, at approximately 10:45 am this morning that the terrible chain of events came to fruition"
DickieC: "previously, a massive infusion of antibiotic medication had failed to turn the tide of pus and bloody mucus"
DickieC: "sock manufacturers were doing a roaring trade"
DickieC: Cut to local department store
DickieC: Sock sales assistant:
DickieC: "well, Dickie's toenail was keeping us in business"
DickieC: "it's a hard life in the sock-sales sector these days"
DickieC: "so we're terribly sad to see it go"