Retards

[Miss Malevolent]

swonder02: helo
swonder02: very interesting profile
swonder02: u there?
swonder02: by chance
missmalevolent: Yes.
swonder02: hello
missmalevolent: Hi
swonder02: i liked your profile
swonder02: are u really into Death and dismemberment
swonder02: hello
missmalevolent: *sigh*
swonder02: lol
swonder02: well if u are ....i find the idea of a lady wanting to behead a guy and use his head as a foot rest kinda erotic
swonder02: how about u
missmalevolent: I think that would be ****ing idiotic.
missmalevolent: People truly are ****ing worthless.
swonder02: why do u say that
missmalevolent: That is the dumbest shit I've ever heard, and I've heard some really dumb shit on the 'net.
swonder02: lol
swonder02: do u like the idea of having your feet adored
missmalevolent: No
swonder02: i see
missmalevolent: That would do nothing for me.
swonder02: ok
missmalevolent: I don't understand people and their stupid ****ing fetishes.
swonder02: the beheading thing is just a pretend fantasy
missmalevolent: This world is going to shit.
swonder02: by the way
missmalevolent: What happened to plain old ****ing?
swonder02: lol
missmalevolent: People have so many idiotic notions about sex.
swonder02: yes i get your point
missmalevolent: Why even have sex?
swonder02: in a guillotine?...
swonder02: would that be cool
swonder02: i new that would throw you
swonder02: lol
swonder02: anyways later...all the best
missmalevolent: Bye

I swear, it's like people need to have visions of some chick smashing geckos between her toes whilst they jack off with tacks and crisco in their hands.

What happened to normal sex?

I'm thinking in the future people will think that the missionary position was a myth.