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priceyfatprude · 07-10-2003, 10:54 AM

Happiness is not a fish that you can catch.

--Our Lady Peace

zenbabe · 07-13-2003, 02:51 PM

NeilX> They have rename the Bible
NeilX> its now called
NeilX> The Sidez
NeilX> I read chapter one.
NeilX> the hold gospel according to Sega
NeilX> and the mighty sidez came down
NeilX> and he said
NeilX> let their be VIRTUA FIGHTER
NeilX> AND POOF
NeilX> 10 billon JAP PROGRAMMERS made virtua fighter
NeilX> the lord sidez said
NeilX> teh sucks there is no good combo moves
NeilX> let their be VIRTUA FIGHTER 2
NeilX> 10 billon JAP PROGRAMMERS made virtua figher
wazy> neil is drunk
NeilX> but the elite g0d sidez said, i need more vectorz
NeilX> AND POOF
NeilX> THE DICSIPLE XBOX WAS BORNAGE
Sidez> ON THE SEVENTH DAY
Sidez> I CREATED
Sidez> TEH XBOX
Sidez> AND IT WAS BIG
NeilX> and it sucked
Sidez> SILENCE INFIDEL
NeilX> ON THE EIGTH DAY HE CREATED HIS OWN COCK
NeilX> AND IT WAS SMALL
* NeilX laughs

SarahG · 07-13-2003, 03:23 PM

-- BEGIN TRANSMISSION --

"OMG. On the Fourth of July, I had like.. the WORST dry mouth. I didn't know what to do."
"Did you take a FREAKIN DRINK?"
"Oh.. No."

-- END OF TRANSMISSION --

amanda · 07-13-2003, 10:26 PM

"Why don't you get married instead? It takes less imagination."

-one of my students after hearing what I plan to do after leaving Japan next month.

"Find a nice Ozzie or Kiwi to marry for a while."

-my friend via e-mail after I told him part of what I plan to do after Japan.

"Honey, that's great. Go for it."

-my mother after I told her what I plan to do after Japan.

Frieda · 07-16-2003, 10:22 AM

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i will force them to be happy! listen to the happy music! I will make them watch Bob Ross!

And I shall seduce you, with my sweet banjo sounds, you will be helpless but to remove your clothes

Frieda · 07-16-2003, 10:27 AM

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*twang twang twung bing twang twing!* goes the banjo

Frieda · 07-16-2003, 10:43 AM

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Originally posted by moel
where the hell do you get this stuff? you must associate with some real idiots.

sixfinger · 07-16-2003, 09:09 PM

The Canadian Wilderness committee stopped in asking for memberships near a month ago...

i invited the man in, and sat back down to feeding my kids..

Kieran my son who is three, asked if that was daddy at the door.

i said it wasn't and explained who it was.

Kieran told the canvasser: "My daddy has a small penis"

and then he went back to eating his dinner.

dickieC · 07-17-2003, 05:10 AM

Sounds like you're got them well-trained sixfinger!

Miss Malevolent · 07-17-2003, 08:59 AM

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Originally posted by trisherina
I swear, it's like people need to have visions of some chick smashing geckos between her toes whilst they jack off with tacks and crisco in their hands.

--Miss Malevolent

Hahaha I've been quoted!

Here is one of my favorite quotes:

Quote:

Originally posted by Stephen Hawking
However, if we discover a complete theory, it should in time be understandable by everyone, not just by a few scientists. Then we shall all, philosophers, scientists and just ordinary people, be able to take part in the discussion of the question of why it is that we and the universe exist. If we find the answer to that, it would be the ultimate triumph of human reason -- for then we should know the mind of God.

priceyfatprude · 07-17-2003, 10:05 AM

Scent and a sound, I'm lost and I'm found, and I'm hungry like the wolf.

--Duran Duran

amanda · 07-17-2003, 09:23 PM

Even more ideas on what to do after Japan:

"amanda the amazing kimono-clad accordianist and her sidekick Dickie-the-Monkey. sublime."

-dC

sixfinger · 07-18-2003, 02:42 AM

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Originally posted by dickieC
Sounds like you're got them well-trained sixfinger!

ummmm. no i guess the funny part was that I have Honestly never said that in my entire life...

i guess you had to be there.

dickieC · 07-18-2003, 02:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by amanda
Even more ideas on what to do after Japan:

"amanda the amazing kimono-clad accordianist and her sidekick Dickie-the-Monkey. sublime."

-dC

OO OOO!!

malina · 07-23-2003, 03:37 PM

What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

07-10-2003, 10:54 AM	#1
priceyfatprude girthy pickles Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: under your desk Posts: 9,313	Happiness is not a fish that you can catch. --Our Lady Peace __________________ "We like your board's features...but don't care about it's people"

07-13-2003, 02:51 PM	#2
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	NeilX> They have rename the Bible NeilX> its now called NeilX> The Sidez NeilX> I read chapter one. NeilX> the hold gospel according to Sega NeilX> and the mighty sidez came down NeilX> and he said NeilX> let their be VIRTUA FIGHTER NeilX> AND POOF NeilX> 10 billon JAP PROGRAMMERS made virtua fighter NeilX> the lord sidez said NeilX> teh sucks there is no good combo moves NeilX> let their be VIRTUA FIGHTER 2 NeilX> 10 billon JAP PROGRAMMERS made virtua figher wazy> neil is drunk NeilX> but the elite g0d sidez said, i need more vectorz NeilX> AND POOF NeilX> THE DICSIPLE XBOX WAS BORNAGE Sidez> ON THE SEVENTH DAY Sidez> I CREATED Sidez> TEH XBOX Sidez> AND IT WAS BIG NeilX> and it sucked Sidez> SILENCE INFIDEL NeilX> ON THE EIGTH DAY HE CREATED HIS OWN COCK NeilX> AND IT WAS SMALL * NeilX laughs __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

07-13-2003, 03:23 PM	#3
SarahG Registered User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: TN Posts: 2	-- BEGIN TRANSMISSION -- "OMG. On the Fourth of July, I had like.. the WORST dry mouth. I didn't know what to do." "Did you take a FREAKIN DRINK?" "Oh.. No." -- END OF TRANSMISSION -- __________________ "I guess that this is the most special and important time for me because it's the only time that I get to spend with you. And... you f$# with my people and I'm gonna get real f@^ing angry. [crowd screams] Anyway..." - Stevie Nicks, 1989

07-16-2003, 09:09 PM	#8
sixfinger monkey Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 40	The Canadian Wilderness committee stopped in asking for memberships near a month ago... i invited the man in, and sat back down to feeding my kids.. Kieran my son who is three, asked if that was daddy at the door. i said it wasn't and explained who it was. Kieran told the canvasser: "My daddy has a small penis" and then he went back to eating his dinner. __________________ "There is a long tradition of conscientious objectors, those who's hearts and minds refuse to follow orders they deem to be immoral." http://www.nonviolence.org

07-17-2003, 05:10 AM	#9
dickieC Professional ZeMonkey Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Back in Oxford Posts: 1,841	Sounds like you're got them well-trained sixfinger! __________________ "Why do I keep falling in love with every woman who shows me the slightest attention?" Joel, ESSM

07-13-2003, 10:26 PM	#4
amanda old s'cool Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,426	"Why don't you get married instead? It takes less imagination." -one of my students after hearing what I plan to do after leaving Japan next month. "Find a nice Ozzie or Kiwi to marry for a while." -my friend via e-mail after I told him part of what I plan to do after Japan. "Honey, that's great. Go for it." -my mother after I told her what I plan to do after Japan.

07-17-2003, 10:05 AM	#11
priceyfatprude girthy pickles Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: under your desk Posts: 9,313	Scent and a sound, I'm lost and I'm found, and I'm hungry like the wolf. --Duran Duran __________________ "We like your board's features...but don't care about it's people"

07-17-2003, 09:23 PM	#12
amanda old s'cool Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,426	Even more ideas on what to do after Japan: "amanda the amazing kimono-clad accordianist and her sidekick Dickie-the-Monkey. sublime." -dC

07-23-2003, 03:37 PM	#15
malina leaving Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: up on the hill Posts: 6,013	What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

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