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07-24-2003, 05:53 AM
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old s'cool
Join Date: Oct 2002
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"You smell like a Canadian"
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07-24-2003, 09:54 AM
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What I Am Wearing.
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Near DC
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"We MUST learn to stimulate ourselves without guitars!!!"
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07-24-2003, 11:38 AM
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What I Am Wearing.
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Near DC
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One more..
"it's called cheddar and tastes a little bit different from what we're used to ( it's not bad though ). there's also white cheddar." -Malina |
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07-24-2003, 11:56 AM
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leaving
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: up on the hill
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i'm confused now
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07-24-2003, 04:44 PM
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Sanitarium Patient
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Peeking through your window with my binoculars and digital camera.
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my best friend's son is 4 and yesterday he was at the hospital with us, and he grabbed my boob while i was holding him and says, "Your boobs are MUCH larger than mommy's." then he just sat there with a huge smile on his face and pat them. EVERYONE laughed at me and i was sooooooo embarrassed. leave it to a 4 yr old pervert to embarrass me. also this morning when we went back to the hospital, i made the mistake of wearing a skirt. the little focker put his hand up my skirt and pinched my ass. then the brat says "i think your body is better than mommy's. Daddy says he wants to see you nakie." i swear i'm gonna smack the shite out of the kids daddy when i get the chance!
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07-24-2003, 04:47 PM
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That kid is already starting out on a bad path. Someone needs to smack the perv out of him.
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07-24-2003, 05:25 PM
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Sanitarium Patient
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Peeking through your window with my binoculars and digital camera.
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yeah, ur tellin me
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"Mother is the name of God on the lips and hearts of all children." --Brandon Lee as Eric Draven |
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07-30-2003, 07:01 PM
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leaving
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: up on the hill
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"let's plan mommy's funeral!"
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07-31-2003, 11:36 PM
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monkey
Join Date: Dec 2002
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"I don't want to help people." - my older brother.
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08-01-2003, 12:32 AM
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"it's not a line, i mean it"
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08-03-2003, 02:38 PM
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girthy pickles
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: under your desk
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'Sweetheart, I'm Italian. We sprinkle garlic on our Cheerios.'
-me, explaining why 9am is not to early for chips & dip to my coworker
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08-04-2003, 01:44 PM
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girthy pickles
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: under your desk
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My best friend: They're trying to move that sex offender into our neighborhood...
His boyfriend: Which makes no sense, b/c we're the only ones in our neighborhood WITHOUT kids... Me: Ohhh, you'll have them someday I'm sure. My friend: Well, it's not for lack of trying. My friend wins.
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08-04-2003, 10:33 PM
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Barbie Mädchen
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Face-down in a ditch downtown
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Reporter: Is that haircut here to stay?
Ringo: Well, it's stuck on good and proper now.
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"How did you find America?" "Turn left at Greenland." |
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08-04-2003, 10:41 PM
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old s'cool
Join Date: Oct 2002
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"Every life is a masterpiece."
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