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zenbabe · 08-04-2003, 11:11 PM

I sent my better half a hystericaly obscure article today about something completely off the wall..I don't remember which one..

He said " You could sniff an article off the web if it was buried underneath a truffle baby"

I accused him of calling me a pig.

He made me dinner and cleared all the spiders off the back porch

It was great!

08-05-2003, 01:25 AM

"you're looking sexy. all i do is think about sex and i'm lonely, yeah i'd my receipt ha ha ha"

ewwwwww

and then another one, same guy said earlier

"hey some guy is wandering around the sixth floor asking for dimes: he asked me in the hallway and then he knocked on my door and ask again, you need to restrict that floor ha ha ha"

~*WickedAngel*~ · 08-05-2003, 05:30 AM

my best friend(who is a guy): "What are u wearing?"
me: "A towel with ur name on it and a smile"

trisherina · 08-05-2003, 11:58 AM

"I used to think you were really full of shit when you said, 'You'll feel better, just gain the weight.' But it's true!"

dinzdale · 08-05-2003, 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by amanda
"Every life is a masterpiece."

Mine's a Jackson Pollock

08-05-2003, 01:51 PM

"i help clean! i moved the table and the fouton to the trash can!"

Yes · 08-05-2003, 03:52 PM

"And life flows on within you and without you."

Guess who?

Edit: Hey, Post 69.

noxxville · 08-05-2003, 06:48 PM

"Oh my god! This tastes like shit......here.....try it."

Yes · 08-06-2003, 10:16 AM

"Hey! It is shit!"

"Sweet!"

bealeblues · 08-06-2003, 12:32 PM

dinz's might be a pollock, but mine is pollock-esque, done by a blind 3 year old....

malina · 08-09-2003, 11:39 PM

pollock was a genius

08-10-2003, 01:49 AM

at bar on tuesday:

weird dnb boy says in my ear, behind me "MOVE it"

me, "excuse me, did you just tell me to move?"

him, "no i thought you wanted to dance like, move it then"

me, "no, i thought you were saying move"

him, "are you asian?"

me, "no"

him, "you sure"

me, "uh, yeah just white"

him, "oh, almond eyes."

then i turned around and laughed and didnt move it one bit, but i got drunk and watched fantastic planet projections

Yes · 08-11-2003, 01:52 AM

Shake: Have you seen Paul's grandfather?

John: Of course, he's concealed about me person.

RuneT · 08-11-2003, 11:07 AM

I did my best to translate this email I just received from a friend:

I’ll see you later this week, possibly this Sunday just to check that you don’t apply the nicotine patches under your foreskin to stimulate your enormous need for nicotine you must have after you stopped smoking so suddenly. You can’t just instantly stop smoking after you have been smoking for 20 years, you blockhead, it is deemed to go to hell! I’m sure that that ****ing asthma shit probably was some sort of single event of allergy shit and if I were you I would lit up a cigarette as soon as possible before you miss out on too many cigarettes. Remember, the one who has smoked most cigarettes has won!! And those that stop smoking become fat and impotent, they get a bad self image, they get grumpy in the morning, they sleep badly and all that shit..

Yes · 08-12-2003, 01:06 AM

The ****? Hehehe

08-04-2003, 11:11 PM	#1
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	I sent my better half a hystericaly obscure article today about something completely off the wall..I don't remember which one.. He said " You could sniff an article off the web if it was buried underneath a truffle baby" I accused him of calling me a pig. He made me dinner and cleared all the spiders off the back porch It was great! __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss Last edited by zenbabe : 08-05-2003 at 12:03 AM.

08-05-2003, 05:30 AM	#3
~WickedAngel~ Sanitarium Patient Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Peeking through your window with my binoculars and digital camera. Posts: 565	my best friend(who is a guy): "What are u wearing?" me: "A towel with ur name on it and a smile" __________________ "Mother is the name of God on the lips and hearts of all children." --Brandon Lee as Eric Draven

08-05-2003, 11:58 AM	#4
trisherina meretricious dilettante Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,068	"I used to think you were really full of shit when you said, 'You'll feel better, just gain the weight.' But it's true!" __________________ Because how we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives. -- Annie Dillard

08-05-2003, 03:52 PM	#7
Yes Barbie Mädchen Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Face-down in a ditch downtown Posts: 125	"And life flows on within you and without you." Guess who? Edit: Hey, Post 69. __________________ "How did you find America?" "Turn left at Greenland."

08-05-2003, 06:48 PM	#8
noxxville Disco Maven Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: NC...seriously....how did that happen? Posts: 2,024	"Oh my god! This tastes like shit......here.....try it." __________________ Call that guy butter because he's on a roll!

08-05-2003, 01:25 AM	#2
fodder Posts: n/a	"you're looking sexy. all i do is think about sex and i'm lonely, yeah i'd my receipt ha ha ha" ewwwwww and then another one, same guy said earlier "hey some guy is wandering around the sixth floor asking for dimes: he asked me in the hallway and then he knocked on my door and ask again, you need to restrict that floor ha ha ha"

08-05-2003, 01:51 PM	#6
fodder Posts: n/a	"i help clean! i moved the table and the fouton to the trash can!"

08-06-2003, 10:16 AM	#9
Yes Barbie Mädchen Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Face-down in a ditch downtown Posts: 125	"Hey! It is shit!" "Sweet!" __________________ "How did you find America?" "Turn left at Greenland."

08-06-2003, 12:32 PM	#10
bealeblues where's my salt? Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: finally writing Posts: 6,929	dinz's might be a pollock, but mine is pollock-esque, done by a blind 3 year old.... __________________ still jackasinine, make no mistake

08-09-2003, 11:39 PM	#11
malina leaving Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: up on the hill Posts: 6,013	pollock was a genius

08-10-2003, 01:49 AM	#12
fodder Posts: n/a	at bar on tuesday: weird dnb boy says in my ear, behind me "MOVE it" me, "excuse me, did you just tell me to move?" him, "no i thought you wanted to dance like, move it then" me, "no, i thought you were saying move" him, "are you asian?" me, "no" him, "you sure" me, "uh, yeah just white" him, "oh, almond eyes." then i turned around and laughed and didnt move it one bit, but i got drunk and watched fantastic planet projections

08-11-2003, 01:52 AM	#13
Yes Barbie Mädchen Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Face-down in a ditch downtown Posts: 125	Shake: Have you seen Paul's grandfather? John: Of course, he's concealed about me person. __________________ "How did you find America?" "Turn left at Greenland."

08-11-2003, 11:07 AM	#14
RuneT baaaaah? Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: No(r)way Posts: 4,733	I did my best to translate this email I just received from a friend: I’ll see you later this week, possibly this Sunday just to check that you don’t apply the nicotine patches under your foreskin to stimulate your enormous need for nicotine you must have after you stopped smoking so suddenly. You can’t just instantly stop smoking after you have been smoking for 20 years, you blockhead, it is deemed to go to hell! I’m sure that that ***ing asthma shit probably was some sort of single event of allergy shit and if I were you I would lit up a cigarette as soon as possible before you miss out on too many cigarettes. Remember, the one who has smoked most cigarettes has won!! And those that stop smoking become fat and impotent, they get a bad self image, they get grumpy in the morning, they sleep badly and all that shit.. __________________ RuneT RuneT, respect!!*

08-12-2003, 01:06 AM	#15
Yes Barbie Mädchen Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Face-down in a ditch downtown Posts: 125	The ****? Hehehe __________________ "How did you find America?" "Turn left at Greenland."

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