Best Line Heard All Week

[Frieda]

Originally posted by RuneT
I did my best to translate this email I just received from a friend:

I’ll see you later this week, possibly this Sunday just to check that you don’t apply the nicotine patches under your foreskin to stimulate your enormous need for nicotine you must have after you stopped smoking so suddenly. You can’t just instantly stop smoking after you have been smoking for 20 years, you blockhead, it is deemed to go to hell! I’m sure that that ****ing asthma shit probably was some sort of single event of allergy shit and if I were you I would lit up a cigarette as soon as possible before you miss out on too many cigarettes. Remember, the one who has smoked most cigarettes has won!! And those that stop smoking become fat and impotent, they get a bad self image, they get grumpy in the morning, they sleep badly and all that shit..

lol rune this is great!

[xerocs]

I thought if you smoked it made you impotent and decreased your sex drive and all that... not that those things happen if you quit... if that is the case i am never going to stop....

[RuneT]

I can't say I have noticed any difference after I stopped smokin

[red]

"Even when I'm not in my gear I can be in my 'pony place'."
-some freak on Real Sex

[Clytie]

"Nooo! don't call me unless its about hair care products!!!!" ~dr erickson