Go-it-alone limericks

[dinzdale]

Try a limerick by yourself.
No cheating, no copying from books.
Make one up.......GO!



There was a young llama called Pete
Who had extraordinary feet
His front legs were tall
But his back legs were small
Which barely gave room for his meat.

[yaledo]

As a resident of Limerick city, here's one about the place I live.

A Limerick-man said to his lover:
I have fallen in love with another.
Said she: That's okay,
I've been meaning to say
I've been sleeping around with your brother

[ambo]

weeeeeee!!!
this one i wrote for a guy i was going with a loooooong time ago:

There once was a man from Macon
Who was thin as a slice of bacon
His friends expressed doubt
That if he didn't watch out
For a toothpick he might be mistaken

and here's another i wrote that same summer:

There was an old man from Lincoln
Who was plagued by a terrible blinkin'
Said the doc with a grin
It's a shame and a sin
But your nasty old underwear's shrinkin'

[yaledo]

A young lady who called herself Ambo
had a weakness for Stallone as Rambo
'Til she met him by chance
at an evening of dance
And he tripped when he tried to fandango

[yaledo]

A well-fed young sailor named Dinzdale
Could with only a half-knot of wind sail
He explained: "its an art",
But he slipped out a fart
and he flew till he landed in Kinsale

[ambo]

Having sprouted a hideous pimple
The remedy wasn't so simple
If I popped it too soon
With a knife or a spoon
It could yield a cavernous dimple

[ambo]

Strolling one day through the deli
I spied a small jar of quince jelly
I scooped it up quick
It might just be the trick
To quiet the growls in my belly

[dinzdale]

There was a young man from Gotham
Who took out his bollocks to wash 'em
His mother said "Jack,
if you dont put 'em back
I'll stamp on the bastards and squash 'em"

[zenbabe]

There once was an old man named Buzz
Who's hair was just a slight fuzz
He bought medcin at the store
So his hair would grow more
And now there's more hair than there was!

*said in best english accent*

[dinzdale]

A nudist from old New York City
Thought their body was ever so pretty
But time and long years
Had left 2 Spaniel's ears
Where once she had plump wobbly titties.

There once was a fellow named Dinz
who was deeply enamoured of sins.
When he met with the Mayor
he had no underwear,
that obstreperous fellow named Dinz!

[dinzdale]

There was a young rascal called Rob
Who took off his clothes at his job
His co-workers laughed
and said he was daft
and pointed and laughed at his knob.

[nycwriters]

There once was a fellow named Dinz
who thought was sort of a prince
the girls all knew better
and wore turtleneck sweaters
And prevented him from committing sins

My kittie has very large paws
and loves to trap mice in its jaws.
When I said, “purr, purr,”
it said “growl, grrr!”
and licked the remains in its maws.

[zenbabe]

limerick me this fvckers