Jesus Titties Talks About Death and Injury

[JesusTitties]

I want to hear your most creative way to either die or be severely hurt.

Here is what i thought about....


*someone sticks a toothpick size piece of metal, about 1 inch under your big toenail, leaving the rest out. Now you are instructed to kick a soccerball barefoot as hard as you can with that foot.

*a large metal tool, used to file and smooth wood is placed into your mouth and you are instructed to bite down as hard as you can. Then, the person proceeds to yank the file out of your mouth as hard as he can.

*a plexyglass box is placed around just your head, and you are tied to a wall naked. 20, young men line up twenty feet from you, and throw fist sized rocks at you as hard as they can.
Every now and then, a real hum dinger rattles off your plexyglass box, and you can visually see the rest of the rocks being hurdled toward your genitals, having nothing you can do about it.