the Big Annoying Coworker Thread

[Frieda]

oh dear.

as some of you already know, i have a very annoying coworker.
some of the things that he does:

1. throws his fruit peels in MY bin, not his own (he prefers oranges, and we all know that oranges have a very special strong smell that can last all day)

2. when i'm on the phone (computer help desk), he sneaks up behind me and starts communicating with the other side of the room, which is about 5 metres away, so of course, he has to shout. in my ear.

3. he calls his girlfriend about 8 times a day, saying only "hello darling, how are you darling? yes? is everything fine darling? okay, i just called to check darling. bye darling! talk to you later darling!"

4. he always puts the air conditioner at 15c and guess who sits directly under it? right, me.

5. he has about 32 cups of coffee a day (he gets new coffee every 15 minutes. our coffee machine doesn't serve decaf, so guess what it does to him.)

6. he's constantly mumbling weird things to himself.


does anyone else have a very annoying coworker and wants to rant / spill?? tell me!