Your Quote of the Day: - ZEFRANK.COM

priceyfatprude · 08-15-2003, 10:44 AM

You can't sexually harrass the willing.

Stormyguy · 08-15-2003, 11:09 AM

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, Where have I gone wrong?
Then a voice says to me, This is going to take more than one night.

- Charles M. Schulz

xerocs · 08-15-2003, 11:21 AM

"nothing like a womans touch to make a man crumple into a fetal ball of humiliated emotion"

-Davan 7 July 2003
www.somethingpositive.net

agentsmith · 08-15-2003, 01:34 PM

"hello kitty can suck my clitty"

agentsmith · 08-15-2003, 01:40 PM

we try.

Frieda · 08-15-2003, 02:24 PM

my friend Giuseppe:

"i'm dating this girl, let's call her Maartje From Behind, but just not yet. But soon it will be true."

~*WickedAngel*~ · 08-15-2003, 04:35 PM

my friend chris said this about drugs earlier this morning.....

"Chemicals and the mind: The mind is made of chemicals, the chemicals are made using the mind. Don't mind the chemicals, because the chemicals don't mind."

it is now my most favorite quote in the entire world

malina · 08-15-2003, 05:42 PM

mel lastman ( mayor of toronto )

" do not use candles! go to your local hardware store and buy a flashlight! "

( during the blackout )

beckstra · 08-16-2003, 08:55 AM

"Can I quit the other job today?" - me

"Yes, but put in your two weeks notice." - mom

doesn't that kinda defeat the purpose?

priceyfatprude · 08-16-2003, 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nycwriters
"Welcome to Brooklyn! You're safe now!"

- Mayor of Brooklyn Marty Markowitz greeting people arriving over the Brooklyn Bridge with a flashlight and big grin.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, EWWWWWWWWW

zenbabe · 08-16-2003, 03:36 PM

My come back when asked about my internet usage at work.

"I can't focus without distractions."

Yes · 08-16-2003, 05:19 PM

My mom at the pet store: Hey, since you're getting that carnivore, you wanna get some guppies? We can get a male and a female. They'll multiply really fast.

Me: Kinda like bunnies?

Mom: More like bunnies on speed.

and

"You should stop looking so scornful, it's twisting your face."

Stormyguy · 08-17-2003, 05:38 PM

"the earth is just the most amazing place in the world"!

my girlfriend while watching some documentary......

JesusTitties · 08-17-2003, 06:51 PM

"....what the hell was that?"

-mayor of Hiroshima

RuneT · 08-18-2003, 04:54 AM

"A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something." --
Frank Capra (film director)

08-15-2003, 10:44 AM	#1
priceyfatprude girthy pickles Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: under your desk Posts: 9,313	Your Quote of the Day: You can't sexually harrass the willing. __________________ "We like your board's features...but don't care about it's people"

08-15-2003, 11:09 AM	#2
Stormyguy Striking Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: A fork in the road.... Posts: 252	Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, Where have I gone wrong? Then a voice says to me, This is going to take more than one night. - Charles M. Schulz __________________ That's Ren and Stimpy.... They're way exestential!

08-15-2003, 01:34 PM	#4
agentsmith rap geisha Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: . Posts: 5,588	"hello kitty can suck my clitty" __________________ ----------- "Genesis: First, I'd like to say reality is invisible to the naked eye. You and me both know that life is a real bitch. Doing your best, you say? That's not good enough."

08-15-2003, 01:40 PM	#5
agentsmith rap geisha Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: . Posts: 5,588	we try. __________________ ----------- "Genesis: First, I'd like to say reality is invisible to the naked eye. You and me both know that life is a real bitch. Doing your best, you say? That's not good enough."

08-15-2003, 02:24 PM	#6
Frieda in limbo Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 19,503	my friend Giuseppe: "i'm dating this girl, let's call her Maartje From Behind, but just not yet. But soon it will be true." __________________ zoek waar je wil, maar het zit in jezelf oh yeah

08-15-2003, 11:21 AM	#3
xerocs Lurk Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Rapid City, SoDak Posts: 1,341	"nothing like a womans touch to make a man crumple into a fetal ball of humiliated emotion" -Davan 7 July 2003 www.somethingpositive.net

08-15-2003, 04:35 PM	#7
~WickedAngel~ Sanitarium Patient Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Peeking through your window with my binoculars and digital camera. Posts: 565	my friend chris said this about drugs earlier this morning..... "Chemicals and the mind: The mind is made of chemicals, the chemicals are made using the mind. Don't mind the chemicals, because the chemicals don't mind." it is now my most favorite quote in the entire world __________________ "Mother is the name of God on the lips and hearts of all children." --Brandon Lee as Eric Draven

08-15-2003, 05:42 PM	#8
malina leaving Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: up on the hill Posts: 6,013	mel lastman ( mayor of toronto ) " do not use candles! go to your local hardware store and buy a flashlight! " ( during the blackout )

08-16-2003, 08:55 AM	#9
beckstra one classy broad Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Cornhusker State Posts: 1,229	"Can I quit the other job today?" - me "Yes, but put in your two weeks notice." - mom doesn't that kinda defeat the purpose? __________________ I'd rather be making out.

08-16-2003, 03:36 PM	#11
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	My come back when asked about my internet usage at work. "I can't focus without distractions." __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

08-16-2003, 05:19 PM	#12
Yes Barbie Mädchen Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Face-down in a ditch downtown Posts: 125	My mom at the pet store: Hey, since you're getting that carnivore, you wanna get some guppies? We can get a male and a female. They'll multiply really fast. Me: Kinda like bunnies? Mom: More like bunnies on speed. and "You should stop looking so scornful, it's twisting your face." __________________ "How did you find America?" "Turn left at Greenland."

08-17-2003, 05:38 PM	#13
Stormyguy Striking Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: A fork in the road.... Posts: 252	"the earth is just the most amazing place in the world"! my girlfriend while watching some documentary...... __________________ That's Ren and Stimpy.... They're way exestential!

08-17-2003, 06:51 PM	#14
JesusTitties ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 3,124	"....what the hell was that?" -mayor of Hiroshima

08-18-2003, 04:54 AM	#15
RuneT baaaaah? Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: No(r)way Posts: 4,733	"A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something." -- Frank Capra (film director) __________________ RuneT RuneT, respect!!

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