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trisherina · 08-23-2003, 05:32 PM

As a peer said on my last day prior to taking maternity leave:

"It's the only time you can defecate in public, and nobody minds!"

zenbabe · 08-23-2003, 08:33 PM

Passing something the size of a meatloaf through something the size of a pea is what freaks me out....

malina · 08-23-2003, 08:40 PM

it's like pulling your upper lip over your head

AllegroNg · 08-24-2003, 06:00 PM

deficate... ?!

zenbabe · 08-24-2003, 06:34 PM

def·e·cate ( P ) Pronunciation Key (df-kt)
v. def·e·cat·ed, def·e·cat·ing, def·e·cates
v. intr.
To void feces from the bowels.

Basically, when you are giving birth, you use the same muscles to push the baby out with that you do to take a crap with. They used to give manditory enimas to women before they would take them in to have the baby. They now just deal with that fact that you are going to shat yourself while you are giving birth and deal with it.....

It is kind of messy all around..

AllegroNg · 08-24-2003, 08:09 PM

Thanks, I know what it means, Zen! LoL

I'm not sure what I was thinking - maybe that somehow poopie just disappears when such a magical thing as giving birth occurs.

See, isn't that sad?

surflugen · 08-27-2003, 01:03 PM

The time is running out. A tie for the names Jake and Alex. Looks like we are going in on Friday to try to turn the baby over as he is breeched. If it works, we can go home and hope that all goes well till the delivery, if they can not turn him upsidedown, then we have to plan for a Cesarean section. That maybe schedualed around the 7th. It is possible that this procedure could induce labor or cause complications that will mean delivering right then. I will keep ya'all posted.

priceyfatprude · 08-27-2003, 02:33 PM

My uncle's wife's baby just dropped. She is due October 4! They are naming him Mason Peter.

My stream-of-consiousness thoughts on Baby Lugen:

Gabe.

Gabe Navarro Mayo Lugenbuehl.

Gabey baby.

Baby Gabey.

Alex makes me think of Alex P Keaton & this little kid I used to babysit for.

Mmmmmmm, Jake Ryan.

So I guess my vote is for Jake (again).

surflugen · 08-27-2003, 03:16 PM

how about Skid?
Skid Mark Lugenbuehl Jr. Skid the kid
Tanner Shreds Lugenbuehl

surflugen · 08-27-2003, 03:19 PM

Jake and Alex are our and most peoples (poll) top choices but there is just something that is not making them stick. Grace does not like Gabe although I do. Justin has been thrown out altogether for Josh.(ick) and I am still pushing for Tanner. Maybe we will go with Happy.

Happy Day Lugenbuehl.

priceyfatprude · 08-27-2003, 03:32 PM

Crush, after the turtle in Finding Nemo:

Crush Velvet Lugenbuehl.

Crush Tanner Lugenbuehl.

Tanner Crush Lugenbuehl.

Orange Crush Lugenbuehl.

Grape Crush Lugenbuehl.

I have a Grape Crush Lip Smacker.

-the end-

Frieda · 08-27-2003, 03:35 PM

i noticed a birth card at the dentist.. someone named their kid Chill!

i mean, Chill!!

A tie for the names Jake and Alex: Jax?

jackiejoy · 08-27-2003, 05:10 PM

Whatever you do, don't name him Clive. I hate that name.

I looovvveee Jack though. Sounds so strong and succinct. To the point. Oh, I forgot about Jack on Will and Grace.

Never mind.

surflugen · 08-27-2003, 05:57 PM

Jax, like in Mortal Combat....
Orange could be the solution to worrying about a name that could rhyme with something bad.

surflugen · 08-27-2003, 05:59 PM

Alex has taken the lead.....

View Poll Results: What name do you like out of these four?
Alex	11	39.29%
Jake	10	35.71%
Tanner	5	17.86%
Justin	2	7.14%
Voters: 28. You may not vote on this poll

08-23-2003, 05:32 PM	#1
trisherina meretricious dilettante Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,068	As a peer said on my last day prior to taking maternity leave: "It's the only time you can defecate in public, and nobody minds!" __________________ Because how we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives. -- Annie Dillard

08-23-2003, 08:33 PM	#2
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	Passing something the size of a meatloaf through something the size of a pea is what freaks me out.... __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

08-24-2003, 06:34 PM	#5
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	def·e·cate ( P ) Pronunciation Key (df-kt) v. def·e·cat·ed, def·e·cat·ing, def·e·cates v. intr. To void feces from the bowels. Basically, when you are giving birth, you use the same muscles to push the baby out with that you do to take a crap with. They used to give manditory enimas to women before they would take them in to have the baby. They now just deal with that fact that you are going to shat yourself while you are giving birth and deal with it..... It is kind of messy all around.. __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

08-27-2003, 02:33 PM	#8
priceyfatprude girthy pickles Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: under your desk Posts: 9,313	My uncle's wife's baby just dropped. She is due October 4! They are naming him Mason Peter. My stream-of-consiousness thoughts on Baby Lugen: Gabe. Gabe Navarro Mayo Lugenbuehl. Gabey baby. Baby Gabey. Alex makes me think of Alex P Keaton & this little kid I used to babysit for. Mmmmmmm, Jake Ryan. So I guess my vote is for Jake (again). __________________ "We like your board's features...but don't care about it's people"

08-23-2003, 08:40 PM	#3
malina leaving Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: up on the hill Posts: 6,013	it's like pulling your upper lip over your head

08-24-2003, 06:00 PM	#4
AllegroNg What I Am Wearing. Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Near DC Posts: 2,573	deficate... ?!

08-24-2003, 08:09 PM	#6
AllegroNg What I Am Wearing. Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Near DC Posts: 2,573	Thanks, I know what it means, Zen! LoL I'm not sure what I was thinking - maybe that somehow poopie just disappears when such a magical thing as giving birth occurs. See, isn't that sad?

08-27-2003, 01:03 PM	#7
surflugen getting Donuts Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Long Beach, CA Posts: 1,091	The time is running out. A tie for the names Jake and Alex. Looks like we are going in on Friday to try to turn the baby over as he is breeched. If it works, we can go home and hope that all goes well till the delivery, if they can not turn him upsidedown, then we have to plan for a Cesarean section. That maybe schedualed around the 7th. It is possible that this procedure could induce labor or cause complications that will mean delivering right then. I will keep ya'all posted.

08-27-2003, 03:16 PM	#9
surflugen getting Donuts Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Long Beach, CA Posts: 1,091	how about Skid? Skid Mark Lugenbuehl Jr. Skid the kid Tanner Shreds Lugenbuehl

08-27-2003, 03:19 PM	#10
surflugen getting Donuts Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Long Beach, CA Posts: 1,091	Jake and Alex are our and most peoples (poll) top choices but there is just something that is not making them stick. Grace does not like Gabe although I do. Justin has been thrown out altogether for Josh.(ick) and I am still pushing for Tanner. Maybe we will go with Happy. Happy Day Lugenbuehl.

08-27-2003, 03:32 PM	#11
priceyfatprude girthy pickles Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: under your desk Posts: 9,313	Crush, after the turtle in Finding Nemo: Crush Velvet Lugenbuehl. Crush Tanner Lugenbuehl. Tanner Crush Lugenbuehl. Orange Crush Lugenbuehl. Grape Crush Lugenbuehl. I have a Grape Crush Lip Smacker. -the end- __________________ "We like your board's features...but don't care about it's people"

08-27-2003, 03:35 PM	#12
Frieda in limbo Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 19,503	i noticed a birth card at the dentist.. someone named their kid Chill! i mean, Chill!! A tie for the names Jake and Alex: Jax? __________________ zoek waar je wil, maar het zit in jezelf oh yeah

08-27-2003, 05:10 PM	#13
jackiejoy monkey Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 27	Whatever you do, don't name him Clive. I hate that name. I looovvveee Jack though. Sounds so strong and succinct. To the point. Oh, I forgot about Jack on Will and Grace. Never mind.

08-27-2003, 05:57 PM	#14
surflugen getting Donuts Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Long Beach, CA Posts: 1,091	Jax, like in Mortal Combat.... Orange could be the solution to worrying about a name that could rhyme with something bad.

08-27-2003, 05:59 PM	#15
surflugen getting Donuts Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Long Beach, CA Posts: 1,091	Alex has taken the lead.....

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