eff you

[JesusTitties]

Driving down the road daily, it occurs to me that the idiot either changing lanes without looking or riding so close to my bumper he could lick my license plate, is also allowed to choose the leader of our world.

Never mind the fact that every candidate who actually gets up for election is the same as his opponent, it's the principle of the thing. These people, who don't know that their one ton vehicle will take more than a foot to stop should I have to apply my brakes to avoid some bimbo putting on her make-up on the way to work so she can sleep her way past us poor bums who have to rely on our actual job skills, are supposed to be smart enough to elect a world leader?

Why is driving seen as an inalienable right to be given to even all? We allow the aged, handicapped, and profoundly stupid to get behind the wheel of a projectile weighing upwards of 2,000 pounds? Political correctness has doomed us to highways filled with mouth-breathing juvenile delinquents, senile retirees, and those so absorbed in their pointless existence that they crook a cellphone in their necks while weaving from lane to lane in a desperate attempt to be the first one into the morass of rush-hour traffic jams.

They wait until the last 40 feet to merge when signs 1,000 feet back clearly indicate the lane is about to end, they aggressively close distance when it is apparent the traffic ahead has taken on all the speed characteristics of a garden snail. My favorite is the idiot driving with his parking lights on, does he think he's saving energy?

I thinks it's high time we initiated a driving test based on literacy and cognitive skills.