The Secret Diary of Legolas

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Day one:

Went to the Council of Elrond was the prettiest person there. Agreed to follow tiny little man to Mordor to throw ring into big volcano. Very important mission-ring is so tacky!


Day Four:

Boromir is so irritating! Why must he wear that shield like a dinner plate all the time?!? Climbed up Caradhras but wimpy humans cannot walk on snow insisted we climb back down. Am definitely the prettiest member of the Fellowship! Go me!!!


Day Six:

Far too dark in mines of Moria to brush hair properly. Am very afraid I am developing a tangle. Orcs so silly. Still the prettiest.