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02-18-2004, 10:30 PM
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Oh mah wood leg is fulla termites
Ain't nothing on earth ah cain do! Oh I say my old wood leg is fulla munchin, crunchin' tuh-uh-uh-uh-ermites! Ain't nothin' on God's Green Earth that I can do! Well, it's rotten to the core, like me, lawd! |
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02-19-2004, 10:59 AM
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Key Lime Pie rocks!!!
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Oh mah wood leg is fulla termites
Ain't nothing on earth ah cain do! Oh I say my old wood leg is fulla munchin, crunchin' tuh-uh-uh-uh-ermites! Ain't nothin' on God's Green Earth that I can do! Well, it's rotten to the core, like me, lawd! All crumbly and rotten and leavin' Me-e-e-e-eeeee! Wit' da Termite Blues! |
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02-19-2004, 06:01 PM
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When I got up dis mo’nin’
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02-19-2004, 06:15 PM
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MR. Smartypants to you.
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When I got up dis mo’nin’
Ma half-caf cap was flat and my croissant it was cold
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02-19-2004, 06:52 PM
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Key Lime Pie rocks!!!
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When I got up dis mo’nin’
Ma half-caf cap was flat and my croissant it was cold Lemme tell ya, people, now when I got UP dis mo'nin' |
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02-20-2004, 02:24 AM
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MR. Smartypants to you.
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When I got up dis mo’nin’
Ma half-caf cap was flat and my croissant it was cold Lemme tell ya, people, now when I got UP dis mo'nin' Ma ritual half-caf cap was fla-AT! and damn if my old croissant wasn't cold!
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02-20-2004, 02:27 AM
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Spone to Proonerisms
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When I got up dis mo’nin’
Ma half-caf cap was flat and my croissant it was cold Lemme tell ya, people, now when I got UP dis mo'nin' Ma ritual half-caf cap was fla-AT! and damn if my old croissant wasn't cold! ah guess ahll just get mahsef on downstairs
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02-20-2004, 10:17 AM
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Key Lime Pie rocks!!!
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When I got up dis mo’nin’
Ma half-caf cap was flat and my croissant it was cold Lemme tell ya, people, now when I got UP dis mo'nin' Ma ritual half-caf cap was fla-AT! and damn if my old croissant wasn't cold! ah guess ahll just get mahsef on downstairs An' head on down to...ah say head on dowwwwwwn to...lemme tell ya I'm gonna head on down to STAAAAAAAARBUCK's real bold! |
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02-20-2004, 03:32 PM
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MR. Smartypants to you.
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When I got up dis mo’nin’
Ma half-caf cap was flat and my croissant it was cold Lemme tell ya, people, now when I got UP dis mo'nin' Ma ritual half-caf cap was fla-AT! and damn if my old croissant wasn't cold! ah guess ahll just get mahsef on downstairs An' head on down to...ah say head on dowwwwwwn to...lemme tell ya I'm gonna head on down to STAAAAAAAARBUCK's real bold! 'Cuz Mama dontchya know I got dem crazy ole no-foam half-caf capuccino with a stale French pastry, forced to dis my principles and get my morning fix from the bad bad bad bad man BLUES!!
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02-20-2004, 04:03 PM
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 Those are the longest blues I’ve ever seen, Mr. Smartypants.edited to add: I think you might want to check the inseam on those blues, honey. Okay, a new blues: Well, when I went to the ol’ doctor yesterday,
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02-20-2004, 04:27 PM
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Well, when I went to the ol’ doctor yesterday,
he tol’ me that I’m too fat. |
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02-20-2004, 04:30 PM
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MR. Smartypants to you.
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Well, when I went to the ol’ doctor yesterday,
he tol’ me that I’m too fat. Yes, I went to that bony-assed know-nuthin' of a doctor yestiddy,
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02-20-2004, 04:57 PM
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Well, when I went to the ol’ doctor yesterday,
he tol’ me that I’m too fat. Yes, I went to that bony-assed know-nuthin' of a doctor yestiddy, an’ he done had the nerves to tell me I’m too damn fat. |
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02-20-2004, 09:46 PM
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Well, when I went to the ol’ doctor yesterday,
he tol’ me that I’m too fat. Yes, I went to that bony-assed know-nuthin' of a doctor yestiddy, an’ he done had the nerves to tell me I’m too damn fat. well, I sure can’t give up pork chops
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02-20-2004, 09:53 PM
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MR. Smartypants to you.
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Well, when I went to the ol’ doctor yesterday,
he tol’ me that I’m too fat. Yes, I went to that bony-assed know-nuthin' of a doctor yestiddy, an’ he done had the nerves to tell me I’m too damn fat. well, I sure can’t give up pork chops Or I'll be singin' these lonely "Doc Atkins don't know a fine caboose if it bit 'im in his Jack Spratt ass" blooooooo-oo-oo-es!
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