The DMV can lick me

[priceyfatprude]

They didn't send me my renewal info, so I got pulled over this am. My car is such an old piece of crap that I've been pulled over 3 times in the last year, all for stupid shite. My plates are expired? Ooh, I'm a criminal. Watch out for me! Don't go over to the park by my Mom's house where the gangs hang out in the shadows & sell drugs. Noooo, pull me over instead.

My license was in my skirt pocket from Friday night (on my bedroom floor), so I had to give her my ID card instead, the one where I had 3 hours sleep & a completely different hair color in the pic.

I hate girl cops. At least w/a boy cop I could've cried or pushed out my chest a little to get out of it.

In other news, the San Diego polar bears are either mating or beating the crap outta one another. hahahaha. That rules.

Also, help me choose my new vehicle. I only got pulled over in this ritzy titzy community b/c my car is a piece of shit & she ran my plates, looking for a reason to pull me over. Beeyotch!