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[JesusTitties]

ill eat whatever the phuck i want to eat, ill drink whatever i want to drink and i dont need any fvcking advertisement telling me how i am supposed to look at my age for women
i dont give a rats ass about any of that shit, "hey, how to make your already incredibly abs 10 times better" - blow it out your ass Mens Health Magazine.
I phucking hate you, and the rest of the knock off mags like that, trying to make a living off of other peoples fvcking phobias. So what the geek from 12th grade cant get laid because he is fat and born with it because his parents were fat, thier parents were fat and so on. I know, why dont you dedicate an entire magazine, no, how about 20 magazines that press all the correct buttons of someone who wouldnt even have a complex if it werent for these magazines being existant. "how to tell if your man is cheating in 5 easy steps" - cosmo. fVCK YOU cosmo, what the fvck do you know about anything. Install fears in the minds of people and make sure they keep buying your bullshit magazines.
the next time i am shopping with my cart full of nutrigrain shit bars and carnation instant breakfasts, because you told me that if i didnt cut my meals back - i will never get laid or married or find a soulmate, and i see your magazine, ill be sure to wipe my ass with the front cover that night when im shitting out all of that fiber you made me buy.
fvck you all.