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zenbabe · 10-30-2003, 09:09 PM

Ok, so my husband just bought me a stun gun that will pretty much drop a rhino. It will unload 500,000 volts into someone in less than a second.

I now have a big problem, my brother, and avid jackass watcher, wants me to use it on him so he can see what it feels like.

How can I get him to realize he does not want to try this at home?

Klynne · 10-30-2003, 09:15 PM

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Originally posted by zenbabe
Ok, so my husband just bought me a stun gun that will pretty much drop a rhino. It will unload 500,000 volts into someone in less than a second.

I now have a big problem, my brother, and avid jackass watcher, wants me to use it on him so he can see what it feels like.

How can I get him to realize he does not want to try this at home?

Why not try it out? That way you'll know if the gun really works if, in fact you are confronted by a potential rapist/mugger...

zenbabe · 10-30-2003, 09:20 PM

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Originally posted by nycwriters
I'm about to pick up the phone and have a nice long talk with J. First the gun, then this?!

Tell him to bend over whilst I give him a kick.

haha, he has been kicked several times...I got him to sell the guns...I guess this is alright if it makes him happy...I will replace the hammer I keep under my bed with it.......

I am just wondering what kind of physical damage this thing can do to someone...besides knocking them out cold and whatever happens while they plunge to the ground below...

funkytuba · 10-30-2003, 10:41 PM

Thats why you do it at _his_ house.

The only thing I'd be worried about would be if he had any kind of pacemaker or metal parts on/in him or any heart problems.

Oh, and make sure he's got health insurance.

;-)

zenbabe · 10-30-2003, 10:48 PM

yeah, I just talked to him, I told him it was pretty intimidating, even just the sound will scare the crap out of you. I let him hear what it sounded like over the phone and he was like "fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuukkkkkkkk"

That might have been effective

Then my friend came over and I showed her the Piece De Resistance, now she wants one.

I am such a trend setter.

It's pretty wicked, eh...I like it much better than a gun!

agentsmith · 10-30-2003, 11:31 PM

i may get one, the chainsaw never fits well in my purse. how big is it?

zenbabe · 10-31-2003, 01:29 AM

To big to carry in your pocket.

10-30-2003, 09:09 PM	#1
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	FZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTT Ok, so my husband just bought me a stun gun that will pretty much drop a rhino. It will unload 500,000 volts into someone in less than a second. I now have a big problem, my brother, and avid jackass watcher, wants me to use it on him so he can see what it feels like. How can I get him to realize he does not want to try this at home? __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

10-30-2003, 10:48 PM	#5
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	yeah, I just talked to him, I told him it was pretty intimidating, even just the sound will scare the crap out of you. I let him hear what it sounded like over the phone and he was like "fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuukkkkkkkk" That might have been effective Then my friend came over and I showed her the Piece De Resistance, now she wants one. I am such a trend setter. It's pretty wicked, eh...I like it much better than a gun! __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

10-30-2003, 11:31 PM	#6
agentsmith rap geisha Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: . Posts: 5,588	i may get one, the chainsaw never fits well in my purse. how big is it? __________________ ----------- "Genesis: First, I'd like to say reality is invisible to the naked eye. You and me both know that life is a real bitch. Doing your best, you say? That's not good enough."

10-31-2003, 01:29 AM	#7
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	To big to carry in your pocket. __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

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10-30-2003, 10:41 PM	#4
funkytuba Spone to Proonerisms Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The Left Coast Posts: 4,531	Thats why you do it at _his_ house. The only thing I'd be worried about would be if he had any kind of pacemaker or metal parts on/in him or any heart problems. Oh, and make sure he's got health insurance. ;-)