Would you survive a teen slasher movie? - ZEFRANK.COM

Perky Pat · 10-31-2003, 12:48 PM

Crikey! Is it Halloween already? It feels like only yesterday that it was the 30th. How time flies. Halloween is as scary as a danged scary movie with scary bits on top, and the streets could be filled with walking-dead psycho killers. Do we really have a chance of surviving?

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rmr · 10-31-2003, 12:55 PM

Would you survive a teen slasher movie?
You scored 12
Supporting star. Depending on your gender, you're either Chad or Mary-Lou, a classmate of the lead character. You survive the opening bloodbath and later have a narrow escape when you scramble through the bathroom window and land in the back-seat of a speeding convertible. For a while it looks like you're going to be OK. Then you stupidly return to school in search of your missing chemistry book and end up garrotted by a cheese wire. Nice try, but no sequel for you.

jaymirror · 10-31-2003, 12:58 PM

You scored 18
Supporting star. Depending on your gender, you're either Chad or Mary-Lou, a classmate of the lead character. You survive the opening bloodbath and later have a narrow escape when you scramble through the bathroom window and land in the back-seat of a speeding convertible. For a while it looks like you're going to be OK. Then you stupidly return to school in search of your missing chemistry book and end up garrotted by a cheese wire. Nice try, but no sequel for you.

malina · 10-31-2003, 12:58 PM

You scored 10
Sole survivor. We've followed your adventures from start to finish, from the opening murder (you watched it from the window) through to the massacre at the prom through to your climactic showdown with the killer (your mad high-school principal) atop the old bell tower. Congratulations - you've made it. Your reward is top-billing in Guardian Unlimited Bloodbath II, plus a lifetime in therapy.

jaymirror · 10-31-2003, 12:59 PM

Hey rims, maybe if we join forces...

rmr · 10-31-2003, 01:04 PM

yeah...just call us chad and mary lou.........

Coffee · 10-31-2003, 02:11 PM

You scored 4
Sole survivor. We've followed your adventures from start to finish, from the opening murder (you watched it from the window) through to the massacre at the prom through to your climactic showdown with the killer (your mad high-school principal) atop the old bell tower. Congratulations - you've made it. Your reward is top-billing in Guardian Unlimited Bloodbath II, plus a lifetime in therapy.

Never could stand those stupid movies...I always annoy folks yelling ..."turn the fark around you dumbass"

Frieda · 10-31-2003, 02:25 PM

You scored 16
Supporting star. Depending on your gender, you're either Chad or Mary-Lou, a classmate of the lead character. You survive the opening bloodbath and later have a narrow escape when you scramble through the bathroom window and land in the back-seat of a speeding convertible. For a while it looks like you're going to be OK. Then you stupidly return to school in search of your missing chemistry book and end up garrotted by a cheese wire. Nice try, but no sequel for you.

~*WickedAngel*~ · 10-31-2003, 04:06 PM

You scored 25
Lamb to the slaughter. Our movie opens with a tracking shot through a Bacchanalian teenage revel. You wander, drunk, into the bushes for a pee, are seized from behind and unceremoniously kebabbed by a psycho with a knife. The opening credits start rolling over a soft-rock soundtrack - but for you the film is already over.

Ok, so I'm gonna die...

jaymirror · 10-31-2003, 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ~*WickedAngel*~

Ok, so I'm gonna die...

Sad but true... *evil laugh*

~*WickedAngel*~ · 10-31-2003, 04:11 PM

HEY!!! You're gonna die too, you just have more lines than I do.

beckstra · 10-31-2003, 04:34 PM

You scored 5
Sole survivor. We've followed your adventures from start to finish, from the opening murder (you watched it from the window) through to the massacre at the prom through to your climactic showdown with the killer (your mad high-school principal) atop the old bell tower. Congratulations - you've made it. Your reward is top-billing in Guardian Unlimited Bloodbath II, plus a lifetime in therapy.

agentsmith · 11-01-2003, 04:41 AM

You scored 6
Sole survivor. We've followed your adventures from start to finish, from the opening murder (you watched it from the window) through to the massacre at the prom through to your climactic showdown with the killer (your mad high-school principal) atop the old bell tower. Congratulations - you've made it. Your reward is top-billing in Guardian Unlimited Bloodbath II, plus a lifetime in therapy.

zenbabe · 11-01-2003, 03:20 PM

I was a dragon last night.

AllegroNg · 11-01-2003, 04:48 PM

You scored 9
Sole survivor. We've followed your adventures from start to finish, from the opening murder (you watched it from the window) through to the massacre at the prom through to your climactic showdown with the killer (your mad high-school principal) atop the old bell tower. Congratulations - you've made it. Your reward is top-billing in Guardian Unlimited Bloodbath II, plus a lifetime in therapy.

10-31-2003, 12:48 PM	#1
Perky Pat burning bright Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: molotov Posts: 2,963	Would you survive a teen slasher movie? Crikey! Is it Halloween already? It feels like only yesterday that it was the 30th. How time flies. Halloween is as scary as a danged scary movie with scary bits on top, and the streets could be filled with walking-dead psycho killers. Do we really have a chance of surviving? ? Last edited by Perky Pat : 10-31-2003 at 12:57 PM.

10-31-2003, 02:25 PM	#8
Frieda in limbo Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 19,503	You scored 16 Supporting star. Depending on your gender, you're either Chad or Mary-Lou, a classmate of the lead character. You survive the opening bloodbath and later have a narrow escape when you scramble through the bathroom window and land in the back-seat of a speeding convertible. For a while it looks like you're going to be OK. Then you stupidly return to school in search of your missing chemistry book and end up garrotted by a cheese wire. Nice try, but no sequel for you. __________________ zoek waar je wil, maar het zit in jezelf oh yeah

10-31-2003, 04:06 PM	#9
~WickedAngel~ Sanitarium Patient Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Peeking through your window with my binoculars and digital camera. Posts: 565	You scored 25 Lamb to the slaughter. Our movie opens with a tracking shot through a Bacchanalian teenage revel. You wander, drunk, into the bushes for a pee, are seized from behind and unceremoniously kebabbed by a psycho with a knife. The opening credits start rolling over a soft-rock soundtrack - but for you the film is already over. Ok, so I'm gonna die... __________________ "Mother is the name of God on the lips and hearts of all children." --Brandon Lee as Eric Draven

10-31-2003, 04:11 PM	#11
~WickedAngel~ Sanitarium Patient Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Peeking through your window with my binoculars and digital camera. Posts: 565	HEY!!! You're gonna die too, you just have more lines than I do. __________________ "Mother is the name of God on the lips and hearts of all children." --Brandon Lee as Eric Draven

10-31-2003, 04:34 PM	#12
beckstra one classy broad Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Cornhusker State Posts: 1,229	HA! I'm staying a virgin forever then! You scored 5 Sole survivor. We've followed your adventures from start to finish, from the opening murder (you watched it from the window) through to the massacre at the prom through to your climactic showdown with the killer (your mad high-school principal) atop the old bell tower. Congratulations - you've made it. Your reward is top-billing in Guardian Unlimited Bloodbath II, plus a lifetime in therapy. __________________ I'd rather be making out.

10-31-2003, 12:55 PM	#2
rmr Moderator Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,595	Would you survive a teen slasher movie? You scored 12 Supporting star. Depending on your gender, you're either Chad or Mary-Lou, a classmate of the lead character. You survive the opening bloodbath and later have a narrow escape when you scramble through the bathroom window and land in the back-seat of a speeding convertible. For a while it looks like you're going to be OK. Then you stupidly return to school in search of your missing chemistry book and end up garrotted by a cheese wire. Nice try, but no sequel for you.

10-31-2003, 12:58 PM	#3
jaymirror anartist Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: out there Posts: 1,420	You scored 18 Supporting star. Depending on your gender, you're either Chad or Mary-Lou, a classmate of the lead character. You survive the opening bloodbath and later have a narrow escape when you scramble through the bathroom window and land in the back-seat of a speeding convertible. For a while it looks like you're going to be OK. Then you stupidly return to school in search of your missing chemistry book and end up garrotted by a cheese wire. Nice try, but no sequel for you.

10-31-2003, 12:58 PM	#4
malina leaving Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: up on the hill Posts: 6,013	You scored 10 Sole survivor. We've followed your adventures from start to finish, from the opening murder (you watched it from the window) through to the massacre at the prom through to your climactic showdown with the killer (your mad high-school principal) atop the old bell tower. Congratulations - you've made it. Your reward is top-billing in Guardian Unlimited Bloodbath II, plus a lifetime in therapy.

10-31-2003, 12:59 PM	#5
jaymirror anartist Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: out there Posts: 1,420	Hey rims, maybe if we join forces...

10-31-2003, 01:04 PM	#6
rmr Moderator Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,595	yeah...just call us chad and mary lou.........

10-31-2003, 02:11 PM	#7
Coffee Cheeses Save Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Floating Posts: 9,204	You scored 4 Sole survivor. We've followed your adventures from start to finish, from the opening murder (you watched it from the window) through to the massacre at the prom through to your climactic showdown with the killer (your mad high-school principal) atop the old bell tower. Congratulations - you've made it. Your reward is top-billing in Guardian Unlimited Bloodbath II, plus a lifetime in therapy. Never could stand those stupid movies...I always annoy folks yelling ..."turn the fark around you dumbass"

11-01-2003, 04:41 AM	#13
agentsmith rap geisha Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: . Posts: 5,588	You scored 6 Sole survivor. We've followed your adventures from start to finish, from the opening murder (you watched it from the window) through to the massacre at the prom through to your climactic showdown with the killer (your mad high-school principal) atop the old bell tower. Congratulations - you've made it. Your reward is top-billing in Guardian Unlimited Bloodbath II, plus a lifetime in therapy. __________________ ----------- "Genesis: First, I'd like to say reality is invisible to the naked eye. You and me both know that life is a real bitch. Doing your best, you say? That's not good enough."

11-01-2003, 03:20 PM	#14
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	I was a dragon last night. __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

11-01-2003, 04:48 PM	#15
AllegroNg What I Am Wearing. Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Near DC Posts: 2,573	You scored 9 Sole survivor. We've followed your adventures from start to finish, from the opening murder (you watched it from the window) through to the massacre at the prom through to your climactic showdown with the killer (your mad high-school principal) atop the old bell tower. Congratulations - you've made it. Your reward is top-billing in Guardian Unlimited Bloodbath II, plus a lifetime in therapy.

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