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11-03-2008, 07:20 PM
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monkey
Join Date: Feb 2007
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I can has lifespan?
The hypothetical phone i want is exactly as hypothetical as the money in my bank account that I would pay for it with. |
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11-04-2008, 01:28 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Inside the border wall
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How do you imagine phones would operate at Walgreens(the perfect world)?
It is elementary my dear Watson, 42. |
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11-04-2008, 01:41 AM
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left hanging
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream
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I say Holmes, old chap, can you tell me the chemical nature and the atomic weight of Molybdenum?
I told you I could stick it out. |
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11-04-2008, 03:13 AM
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Spone to Proonerisms
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: The Left Coast
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hey, Hey! HEY! Why did you poke me with... That?
Nailed. Emphatically.
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11-06-2008, 03:26 AM
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constantly amazed
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: in the labyrinth of shared happiness
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Zombie coffins?
If I knew how to do that, I'd be the wealthiest person in the world.
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1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. 3. Your foot will change direction. |
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11-12-2008, 10:24 PM
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left hanging
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream
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Do you think you could trick a zombie into signing a home loan application?
It needs more butter. |
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11-14-2008, 02:47 PM
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constantly amazed
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: in the labyrinth of shared happiness
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Do you like my new hairdo?
That's what the rubber gloves were for.
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1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. 3. Your foot will change direction. |
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11-14-2008, 10:28 PM
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Spone to Proonerisms
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: The Left Coast
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Did you update your antivirus protection yet?
I killed! Literally.
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11-16-2008, 02:51 AM
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constantly amazed
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: in the labyrinth of shared happiness
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How's your autobiography coming along?
You know, it was so nondescript that I just didn't notice.
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1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. 3. Your foot will change direction. |
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11-16-2008, 07:59 PM
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unbelievable
Join Date: Jul 2008
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When you visited Honolulu did you get to see the house where President (Elect) Obama
grew up? Unfortunately, he thinks she knows everything.
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From stone tablets to html code, it's not lost on me. |
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11-16-2008, 08:33 PM
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constantly amazed
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: in the labyrinth of shared happiness
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What was McCain's deal with Sarah Palin?
I liked that it was all twisty-turny.
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1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. 3. Your foot will change direction. |
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11-16-2008, 10:03 PM
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unbelievable
Join Date: Jul 2008
Posts: 5,664
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What was your favorite thing about playing Candy Land?
OK just give me 15 more mintes and it's all yours.
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From stone tablets to html code, it's not lost on me. |
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11-17-2008, 12:34 AM
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monkey
Join Date: May 2007
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*puff puff* Could you please stop using my oxygen tank to blow up your rubber raft?
The coupon had expired. |
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01-08-2009, 04:14 PM
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waaaaaaa :)
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Berlin
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OK, why didn't you get this FREE!! inflatable canoe which - under guarantee - fits even into the tiniest, sluttiest, glitteriest handbag imaginable?
"Ask me no questions." |
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01-08-2009, 04:57 PM
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Spone to Proonerisms
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: The Left Coast
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What do I have to do to stop you from your treacherous lying?
It's done. You can cease and desist. Unless you want to continue.
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