|
|
|
|
#1 |
|
constantly amazed
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: in the labyrinth of shared happiness
Posts: 6,206
|
Looks pretty abstract - but from a distance, is this a picture of Jesus in a kilt?
I can't help it - my hands just keep clenching and unclenching.
__________________
1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. 3. Your foot will change direction. |
|
|
|
|
|
#2 |
|
oi
Join Date: Feb 2008
Posts: 5,208
|
Don't you think you've been milking that cow for way too long?
No, but I've heard all guys do it quite often. |
|
|
|
|
|
#3 |
|
________________
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea.
Posts: 8,967
|
Did you just sling snot on the sidewalk?
A kitten, a piece of string, and a broken eggshell.
__________________
My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure. |
|
|
|
|
|
#4 |
|
oi
Join Date: Feb 2008
Posts: 5,208
|
What decoration did you put on Marcus's birthday cake?
I'm going to tie this end to the bedpost and the other to the chandelier. |
|
|
|
|
|
#5 |
|
________________
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea.
Posts: 8,967
|
Did your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
A manhole cover, a pair of broken handcuffs, and a dwarf.
__________________
My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure. |
|
|
|
|
|
#6 |
|
oi
Join Date: Feb 2008
Posts: 5,208
|
Which pieces in your inventory did you use in Broken Sword III to get out of the Incan pyramid?
A butcher, a baker, a candlestick maker. |
|
|
|
|
|
#7 |
|
constantly amazed
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: in the labyrinth of shared happiness
Posts: 6,206
|
Who do we have lined up to perform more cosmetic surgery on Michael Jackson today?
Now if only the pounding would stop, I'd be happy.
__________________
1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. 3. Your foot will change direction. |
|
|
|
|
|
#8 |
|
Spone to Proonerisms
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: The Left Coast
Posts: 4,531
|
Did they finish the pogo stick meetup yet?
It was wet in a ticklish way.
__________________
...and another handful of almonds |
|
|
|
|
|
#9 |
|
________________
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea.
Posts: 8,967
|
How did you feel during the alien abduction?
Simony, negligence, and alcohol.
__________________
My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure. |
|
|
|
|
|
#10 |
|
monkey
Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 671
|
Yea yea, I'm a genie, what do you want?
The gumbo variations. |
|
|
|
|
|
#11 |
|
________________
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea.
Posts: 8,967
|
What was Harry Connick Jr's answer on the entrance exam to name a piece Bach had written, resulting in Julliard rejecting his application?
Two cameras, four buckets of h2o, and Michael Landon singing "Cool Clear Water"
__________________
My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure. |
|
|
|
|
|
#12 |
|
Spone to Proonerisms
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: The Left Coast
Posts: 4,531
|
How is your "Dihydrogen Monoxide" advocacy campaign coming? Do you need anything?
Underneath. Unwillingly.
__________________
...and another handful of almonds Last edited by funkytuba : 05-14-2009 at 05:09 PM. Reason: Already used the "Emphatically." gambit in this thread |
|
|
|
|
|
#13 |
|
________________
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea.
Posts: 8,967
|
Did you come?
Oysters Rockefeller, Beef Wellington, and Baked Alaska. .
__________________
My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure. |
|
|
|
|
|
#14 |
|
constantly amazed
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: in the labyrinth of shared happiness
Posts: 6,206
|
What are those chunks floating in your bathwater?
It's going to take an enormous amount of dancing before he begins to feel even a little bit better, you guys.
__________________
1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. 3. Your foot will change direction. |
|
|
|
|
|
#15 |
|
waaaaaaa :)
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Berlin
Posts: 3,875
|
How's your belly feeling after this extravagant bathtube dinner?
Not extravagant enough, sorry. |
|
|
|
![]() |
| Thread Tools | |
| Display Modes | Rate This Thread |
|
|