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08-05-2009, 10:22 AM
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Spone to Proonerisms
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What killer app did you just whip up with your iPhone developers kit?
Underhill and Overdale.
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08-06-2009, 01:22 PM
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monkey
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Did your girlfriend starred in a porn movie just to break up with you?
So as to be more identifiable by pedestrians and police officers as a member of the male gender. |
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08-09-2009, 09:34 AM
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Why are you driving that car?
Three cats, two parrots, and a dog.
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08-09-2009, 11:02 PM
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constantly amazed
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What's for dinner?
I prefer to think of it as an exercise in restraint.
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1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. 3. Your foot will change direction. |
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08-10-2009, 07:12 AM
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Why did you kiss everybody but me?
An open window, three knotted sheets, and a smile on her face.
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08-10-2009, 11:30 AM
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left hanging
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What can you recall from the night she left?
Hey, we've all been there. |
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08-10-2009, 01:35 PM
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Why am I standing here with a revolver in my hand, a body on the floor, and blood on the walls?
Twenty, please.
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08-10-2009, 01:37 PM
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How many boxes of Viagra do you want?!
Floating away. |
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08-12-2009, 12:12 PM
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monkey
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Where do you see yourself in five years?
The only way to bubble-bathe. |
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08-12-2009, 04:54 PM
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oi
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Do you think climbing fully clothed into the tub is appropriate?
Crusted with salt. |
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08-13-2009, 07:58 PM
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What's the condition of your genitalia since the last time you had sex?
But worth it.
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08-14-2009, 05:41 AM
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constantly amazed
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It's wrong to pester the daylights out of Dictionary Game judges, harping, digging, chiding, stalking and casting aspersions, regardless of what's going on in their lives, reducing them to private tears of shame and weariness in order to relentlessly exercise the towering presence of your cyber-will over them, right?
That's what the giant sock monkey is for.
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08-14-2009, 10:19 AM
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So how do YOU relentlessly exercise the towering presence of YOUR cyber-will over them, Brynn?
Something borrowed, something blue.
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08-19-2009, 07:18 PM
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Spone to Proonerisms
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Are you the merrying type or the marrying type?
Naproxen soufflé with propofol sauce.
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08-20-2009, 02:05 AM
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meretricious dilettante
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What did they serve at the APA AGM?
It's as clear as you want it to be.
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