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04-26-2004, 06:25 PM
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What are those herbs that Simon and Garfunkle are so crazy about?
The Animaniacs
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04-26-2004, 07:04 PM
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Brains! Brains!
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Who do moel and fodder remind you of?
Step in time. |
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04-26-2004, 07:12 PM
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Myth Demeanour
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What do Chimney sweeps sing on rooftops?
Put it in the bank.
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04-26-2004, 07:58 PM
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Brains! Brains!
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What did you call that last move of yours?
Over my head. |
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04-26-2004, 08:06 PM
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Key Lime Pie rocks!!!
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Why can't you reach stuff on the top shelf?
Cat puke. |
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04-26-2004, 08:27 PM
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Spone to Proonerisms
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What does the dog like best, next to baby poop?
I'm really very tired of that.
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04-26-2004, 09:13 PM
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Why won't you answer my question, do you prefer boxers, briefs, or manties?
Shaken not stirred. |
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04-26-2004, 09:33 PM
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Myth Demeanour
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What is the meanest way to wake you up in the morning?
A guitar riff.
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04-27-2004, 03:43 PM
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What does Eddie Van Halen's snoring sound like?
Lots and lots and lots and lots of flowers.
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04-27-2004, 04:07 PM
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Brains! Brains!
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Whats a sure way to get a girl to swoon?
Its in my backpack. |
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04-27-2004, 04:44 PM
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Key Lime Pie rocks!!!
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Did you bring the first aid kit?
Not yet, but soon...soon. |
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04-27-2004, 04:46 PM
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half baked
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Are you ready with your urine sample yet, Mr. Daverbee?
It is a womens' issue.
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“As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes.” ~ Mel Brooks |
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04-28-2004, 12:32 PM
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Key Lime Pie rocks!!!
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You really want to know if that outfit makes you look fat?
Not a snowballs chance. |
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04-28-2004, 12:38 PM
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soo, ya gonna vote for Bush?
I am taking it to the basement right now!
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I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it. Groucho Marx |
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04-28-2004, 12:57 PM
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meretricious dilettante
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Where's the farking toilet plunger?
Try your grandmother's hope chest.
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Because how we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives. -- Annie Dillard |
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