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12-01-2007, 06:15 PM
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dalai clique
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: tea leaf towers - home of fine musical entertainment
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are you a thread killer?
pop goes the weasel
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12-01-2007, 06:59 PM
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Cheeses Save
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Floating
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How did that thread lyric end?
If it's not one thing it's the other. |
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12-01-2007, 08:52 PM
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Spone to Proonerisms
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: The Left Coast
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The baby was screaming, so we took her for a car ride to get her to sleep. Then just as we got home a fighter jet overflew the house at 500ft and woke her back up again. What's a good cliche that would apply to the situation?
It happened. We moved on. It doesn't come up in conversation very often and we like it that way.
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12-02-2007, 04:45 AM
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hope dope
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: down to earth
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How do you feel about your sudden loss of erectile function?
I knew it. |
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12-03-2007, 08:04 AM
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waaaaaaa :)
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Berlin
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Erm... it's quite embarrassing for me, but can I tell you something?
Woah, dude, it's 4 am!! But, hell I love the idea - crazy as it is... Just gimme 15 minutes to get outta bed, have coffee, a shower et cetera. |
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12-03-2007, 01:35 PM
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earth worker
Join Date: May 2006
Location: on the planet
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Would you like to fry some bacon in the nude?
I think the paisley with the houndstooth accent looks lovely. |
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12-03-2007, 01:43 PM
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Rhinoceros fan
Join Date: Mar 2007
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I just had the dog reupholstered; what do you think?
Well, it would smell great if it was gorgonzola, but as it is...yuck |
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12-05-2007, 02:21 AM
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Spone to Proonerisms
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: The Left Coast
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So, is that a band saw that you'd like to use to cut off his right pinky finger?
It's completely, saddeningly, maddeningly empty.
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12-05-2007, 12:36 PM
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earth worker
Join Date: May 2006
Location: on the planet
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what's in your tin cup?
they found another exoplanet, and it's made of gorgonzola. |
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12-05-2007, 04:00 PM
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How long was I asleep?
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: In a bright yellow house next to the cemetery
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Why are the mice so excited?
Well, it was pink but now it has turned blackish purple. |
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12-05-2007, 06:41 PM
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monkey
Join Date: Feb 2007
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What happened to that Floyd of yours?
Oh I love to, but only on tuesdays. |
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12-06-2007, 08:04 AM
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waaaaaaa :)
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Berlin
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Do you change your socks some time?
Striped diagonally and moving fast. |
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12-06-2007, 12:49 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea.
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How would you describe the vector cross product in dimension 9?
bored out and souped up
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My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure. |
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12-06-2007, 02:04 PM
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Spone to Proonerisms
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Location: The Left Coast
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Can you describe your mental status after attending the "Living Trust, The Perils Of Probate, And You: a Primer" lunch-n-learn at the Kiwanis Club yesterday?
The leaves spoke and their sentiment was clear.
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12-06-2007, 02:23 PM
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monkey
Join Date: May 2007
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After your magic 8 ball broke did you find a reliable replacement for future predictions?
It doesn't apply anymore. |
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