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Marcus Bales · 01-05-2008, 01:33 AM

Why do you think I have to get to the store so bad?

Please, my clothes!

Stephi_B · 01-06-2008, 03:34 PM

Man, you lost weight, that looks hot, hot, hot! Why don't you join me to the opera like that?

Cherry liqueur!

craig johnston · 01-06-2008, 05:15 PM

what are you bathing in?

twist the nozzle upwards while slowly opening the valve.

Marcus Bales · 01-07-2008, 01:16 AM

Okay I see where the feet go, but what do you do with your hands?

It's paradise to be near you like this.

Stephi_B · 01-07-2008, 03:40 PM

Can you let one of your electrons dance with one of mine like we did last week?

The tame squirrels of Hyde Park.

craig johnston · 01-07-2008, 06:38 PM

who has the highest standard of living in western europe?

release air vent A by turning lever C to it's full extent. meanwhile slowly turn stop-cock B until maximum velocity is attained.

lukkucairi · 01-07-2008, 07:19 PM

could you read me the rebooting instructions for my coal-fired PC again, please?

my god, it sounds like rice krispies.

seebe · 01-08-2008, 06:02 PM

If you listen real close you can hear your brain working...what does yours sound like?

Webster's Dictionary.

hypnoplasm · 01-09-2008, 02:20 AM

Did you kill him with the lead pipe in the conservatory?

I'll take 2, but go easy on the sauce.

Stephi_B · 01-09-2008, 07:19 AM

Fisherman's Friend Salmiak flavour for you too?

Encircled by lines.

funkytuba · 01-13-2008, 03:50 AM

How did you feel at the Steven Wright impersonators' convention?

Menthol Buttercreme Sushi

craig johnston · 01-13-2008, 04:32 PM

and what kept you going through that 48 hour desert nightmare?

very wobbly

lukkucairi · 01-13-2008, 06:38 PM

what was it like, driving from alaska with three missing lugnuts and a trunkful of contraband gelatin?

corn chips always do that to me.

Marcus Bales · 01-13-2008, 07:49 PM

Why do you have hair all over your face and blood on your fangs?

Oh, ah -- a little to the left, dear.

brightpearl · 01-13-2008, 08:46 PM

Where would I aim with this compound bow if I wanted to render you sterile?

Well, it has purple sequins, 3 yards of ostrich skin, and handcrafted patent leather wheels.

01-05-2008, 01:33 AM	#1
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	Why do you think I have to get to the store so bad? Please, my clothes! __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

01-06-2008, 05:15 PM	#3
craig johnston dalai clique Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: tea leaf towers - home of fine musical entertainment Posts: 5,609	what are you bathing in? twist the nozzle upwards while slowly opening the valve. __________________ the tea leaf family

01-07-2008, 01:16 AM	#4
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	Okay I see where the feet go, but what do you do with your hands? It's paradise to be near you like this. __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

01-07-2008, 06:38 PM	#6
craig johnston dalai clique Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: tea leaf towers - home of fine musical entertainment Posts: 5,609	who has the highest standard of living in western europe? release air vent A by turning lever C to it's full extent. meanwhile slowly turn stop-cock B until maximum velocity is attained. __________________ the tea leaf family Last edited by craig johnston : 01-07-2008 at 06:41 PM.

01-08-2008, 06:02 PM	#8
seebe monkey Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 729	If you listen real close you can hear your brain working...what does yours sound like? Webster's Dictionary. Last edited by seebe : 01-08-2008 at 06:03 PM. Reason: oops

01-06-2008, 03:34 PM	#2
Stephi_B waaaaaaa :) Join Date: May 2007 Location: Berlin Posts: 3,875	Man, you lost weight, that looks hot, hot, hot! Why don't you join me to the opera like that? Cherry liqueur!

01-07-2008, 03:40 PM	#5
Stephi_B waaaaaaa :) Join Date: May 2007 Location: Berlin Posts: 3,875	Can you let one of your electrons dance with one of mine like we did last week? The tame squirrels of Hyde Park.

01-07-2008, 07:19 PM	#7
lukkucairi earth worker Join Date: May 2006 Location: on the planet Posts: 5,844	could you read me the rebooting instructions for my coal-fired PC again, please? my god, it sounds like rice krispies.

01-09-2008, 02:20 AM	#9
hypnoplasm Registered User Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Phila Posts: 262	Did you kill him with the lead pipe in the conservatory? I'll take 2, but go easy on the sauce.

01-09-2008, 07:19 AM	#10
Stephi_B waaaaaaa :) Join Date: May 2007 Location: Berlin Posts: 3,875	Fisherman's Friend Salmiak flavour for you too? Encircled by lines.

01-13-2008, 03:50 AM	#11
funkytuba Spone to Proonerisms Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The Left Coast Posts: 4,531	How did you feel at the Steven Wright impersonators' convention? Menthol Buttercreme Sushi __________________ ...and another handful of almonds

01-13-2008, 04:32 PM	#12
craig johnston dalai clique Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: tea leaf towers - home of fine musical entertainment Posts: 5,609	and what kept you going through that 48 hour desert nightmare? very wobbly __________________ the tea leaf family

01-13-2008, 06:38 PM	#13
lukkucairi earth worker Join Date: May 2006 Location: on the planet Posts: 5,844	what was it like, driving from alaska with three missing lugnuts and a trunkful of contraband gelatin? corn chips always do that to me.

01-13-2008, 07:49 PM	#14
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	Why do you have hair all over your face and blood on your fangs? Oh, ah -- a little to the left, dear. __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

01-13-2008, 08:46 PM	#15
brightpearl Rhinoceros fan Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 8,749	Where would I aim with this compound bow if I wanted to render you sterile? Well, it has purple sequins, 3 yards of ostrich skin, and handcrafted patent leather wheels.

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