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Spone to Proonerisms
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: The Left Coast
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What possessed you to scream "Hey! It's Abe Vigoda" while I was sharpening my katana?
I think it rolled under the setee.
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left hanging
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream
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what ever happened to that nice little dog of yours?
bend, pull then rotate for all you're worth. |
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea.
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Ok I think we've achieved position 21 of the Kama Sutra -- now what?
It's a one-act play.
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My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure. |
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oi
Join Date: Feb 2008
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What's your sex-life like?
With my left hand now. |
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waaaaaaa :)
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Berlin
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My webcam is fukked up - so with which hand are you showing me the cuckoo just now?
That's not awful, that's my mojo. |
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea.
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What's that awful smell?
A Lithuanian dwarf, a straight-backed chair, a regimental tie, and four slices of toast, cut diagonally, butter on the side.
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left hanging
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream
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So, did you pick up much on e-bay today?
But we had to eat something! |
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waaaaaaa :)
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Berlin
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You stole the butter off their bread? Literally?
It's just a rumour at the moment, but figure it could well be. |
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea.
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Did Hoyt really make a promise involving midnight and a full moon?
Go get gramma, call the neighbors, wake up the kids -- ok, maybe not the kids.
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oi
Join Date: Feb 2008
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So you think the hearse for grampa arrived?
Because all of my chocolate disappeared. |
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea.
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What made you think Hoyt had slipped in that night?
The square root of the beast.
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waaaaaaa :)
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Berlin
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What do you get when you calculate me?
That's an understatement, but thanks. |
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oi
Join Date: Feb 2008
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You are a genius, you know?
Because he hasn't phoned me. |
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea.
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How do you know Hoyt isn't coming back tonight?
Log Beast Base Beast
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oi
Join Date: Feb 2008
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What was your nickname at school?
Elementary. |
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