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Old 02-28-2008, 08:24 PM   #1
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What possessed you to scream "Hey! It's Abe Vigoda" while I was sharpening my katana?

I think it rolled under the setee.
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Old 02-28-2008, 11:46 PM   #2
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what ever happened to that nice little dog of yours?


bend, pull then rotate for all you're worth.
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Old 02-29-2008, 01:14 AM   #3
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Ok I think we've achieved position 21 of the Kama Sutra -- now what?


It's a one-act play.
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Old 02-29-2008, 01:27 AM   #4
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What's your sex-life like?

With my left hand now.
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Old 02-29-2008, 08:33 AM   #5
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My webcam is fukked up - so with which hand are you showing me the cuckoo just now?


That's not awful, that's my mojo.
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Old 02-29-2008, 09:57 AM   #6
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What's that awful smell?


A Lithuanian dwarf, a straight-backed chair, a regimental tie, and four slices of toast, cut diagonally, butter on the side.
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Old 03-03-2008, 12:15 AM   #7
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So, did you pick up much on e-bay today?


But we had to eat something!
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Old 03-03-2008, 09:42 AM   #8
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You stole the butter off their bread? Literally?


It's just a rumour at the moment, but figure it could well be.
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Old 03-03-2008, 12:30 PM   #9
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Did Hoyt really make a promise involving midnight and a full moon?


Go get gramma, call the neighbors, wake up the kids -- ok, maybe not the kids.
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Old 03-03-2008, 12:38 PM   #10
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So you think the hearse for grampa arrived?

Because all of my chocolate disappeared.
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Old 03-03-2008, 12:55 PM   #11
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What made you think Hoyt had slipped in that night?


The square root of the beast.
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Old 03-03-2008, 01:05 PM   #12
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What do you get when you calculate me?


That's an understatement, but thanks.
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Old 03-03-2008, 01:07 PM   #13
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You are a genius, you know?

Because he hasn't phoned me.
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Old 03-03-2008, 01:28 PM   #14
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How do you know Hoyt isn't coming back tonight?

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Old 03-03-2008, 01:30 PM   #15
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What was your nickname at school?

Elementary.
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