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03-11-2008, 05:34 PM
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How long was I asleep?
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: In a bright yellow house next to the cemetery
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Are your legs hairy?
I tried once, but it got stuck halfway. |
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03-11-2008, 08:11 PM
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dalai clique
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: tea leaf towers - home of fine musical entertainment
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ever run for president?
it was due to the wart on his nose and his total lack of social skills
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the tea leaf family |
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03-12-2008, 10:50 AM
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How long was I asleep?
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: In a bright yellow house next to the cemetery
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Why exactly did you marry this guy?
Because I lost a filling and my mouth hurts. |
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03-12-2008, 11:45 AM
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Spone to Proonerisms
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: The Left Coast
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Your recipe for Nuclear Casserole includes Plutonium, eggs, carbon-14, sausage, and what?
Untold ennui.
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...and another handful of almonds |
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03-12-2008, 12:01 PM
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How long was I asleep?
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: In a bright yellow house next to the cemetery
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Why do so many people I talk to have that look on their faces?
That's my secret hidding place. |
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03-12-2008, 11:36 PM
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Spone to Proonerisms
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: The Left Coast
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Why'd I found your wallet and keys buried under 3 feet of wet laundry in the hamper?
14.35 inches of scotch tape out to do the trick.
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...and another handful of almonds |
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03-13-2008, 11:21 AM
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hint of olive
Join Date: May 2007
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Hey, do you have any idea how I can fix these jeans?
It's a bougainvillea thorn.
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Mein Führer! I can walk! -Dr. Strangelove |
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03-13-2008, 12:27 PM
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oi
Join Date: Feb 2008
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What's that thing hanging from your necklace?
Daffodils and cucumbers. |
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03-13-2008, 05:48 PM
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constantly amazed
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: in the labyrinth of shared happiness
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What did you blow all your lottery winnings on?
Next time I'll just wait until I hear from them first.
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1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. 3. Your foot will change direction. |
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03-14-2008, 03:45 AM
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hope dope
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: down to earth
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So have you learnt your lesson about sending unprovoked offensive letters to your in-laws?
Yogen fruz. |
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03-14-2008, 07:35 AM
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left hanging
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream
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What was George Lucas' original name for the Luke Skywalker character in Star Wars?
I'm afraid that doesn't count. |
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03-14-2008, 10:37 AM
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oi
Join Date: Feb 2008
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Why haven't you brought me any flowers?! It's Pi Day, a celebration of the mathematical ratio that man has been trying to unlock for millennia!
Stale breath. |
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03-14-2008, 01:52 PM
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Spone to Proonerisms
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: The Left Coast
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got a good anagram for a term for a hidden scots hill?
you may laugh, but they have power incommensurate with their size!
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...and another handful of almonds |
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03-14-2008, 02:50 PM
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waaaaaaa :)
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Berlin
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Since when do you have all these garden gnomes?
Heard they are useful in certain rituals. |
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03-14-2008, 04:21 PM
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oi
Join Date: Feb 2008
Posts: 5,208
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What do you want with those red deer skulls?!
I keep it in a box. |
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