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03-16-2008, 01:05 AM
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monkey
Join Date: Feb 2007
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Don't you have any dignity left?
Well it is illegal in all but 2 states. |
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03-17-2008, 07:42 AM
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waaaaaaa :)
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Berlin
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How's the law for humming "Oh when the Saints..." while walking on the sidewalk with a Delphic smirk in your face and wearing a yellow-violet kilt?
Suppose, that was a dilettante attempt to make you laugh. |
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03-17-2008, 07:41 PM
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dalai clique
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: tea leaf towers - home of fine musical entertainment
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why did you blow your nose on your hostess' evening gown?
cos erzo told me to.
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the tea leaf family |
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03-18-2008, 02:04 AM
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hope dope
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: down to earth
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Why have you secretly been creating bots to spam the boards?
With a dignified bearing. |
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03-18-2008, 09:31 AM
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waaaaaaa :)
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Berlin
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How did you react when your rowboat suddenly sank 10km off the coast?
And I thought he'd be fed up with it.... |
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04-19-2008, 06:12 AM
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Spone to Proonerisms
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: The Left Coast
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Did you know that Kobayashi holds the record for eating cow brains (17.7 pounds in 15 minutes)?
Scratched. Unfriendly-like.
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...and another handful of almonds |
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04-19-2008, 09:23 AM
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waaaaaaa :)
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Berlin
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How's your new girlfriend?
I thought I already did. |
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04-19-2008, 09:25 AM
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oi
Join Date: Feb 2008
Posts: 5,208
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It's still alive! Why didn't you kill that wasp?
Greenish blue. |
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04-19-2008, 09:30 AM
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waaaaaaa :)
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Berlin
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How will the haematoma look like I'll give to Marcus now?
Smaller than expected. |
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04-19-2008, 09:32 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea.
Posts: 8,967
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What color are your fingernails?
Eat something, you look bad.
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My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure. |
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04-19-2008, 09:47 AM
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oi
Join Date: Feb 2008
Posts: 5,208
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Do you think I should go on a diet?
Slowly. |
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04-19-2008, 09:54 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea.
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What are you in the mood for, tonight?
Better and better.
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My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure. |
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04-19-2008, 09:57 AM
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oi
Join Date: Feb 2008
Posts: 5,208
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What do you think the twins should be named?
Garlic and dill. |
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04-19-2008, 09:58 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea.
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What are your favorite KY flavors?
On the piano.
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My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure. |
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04-19-2008, 10:05 AM
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oi
Join Date: Feb 2008
Posts: 5,208
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Where's my handsaw?
Three kittens. |
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