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04-30-2008, 05:28 PM
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: lª m°°n
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what's that wee pink and black and blurred thing making off with my spectacles?
black leather with little leather strings for pulling at the zippers |
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06-11-2008, 10:09 PM
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left hanging
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream
Posts: 10,071
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What's the latest thing in modern kiltwear to hit the catwalks of Glasgow?
A good raincoat and a bad attitude. |
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06-12-2008, 07:21 AM
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waaaaaaa :)
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Berlin
Posts: 3,875
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What did you come across on your shopping tour yesterday?
I'll dare it. |
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06-12-2008, 10:39 AM
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monkey
Join Date: May 2007
Posts: 729
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If the chandelier hanging over your head looked like it was about to fall what would you do?
Another sock lost in the dryer. |
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06-12-2008, 02:57 PM
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Rhinoceros fan
Join Date: Mar 2007
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What on earth could possibly be driving you to jump off a bridge into that pit of live alligators?
Extra ranch. |
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06-14-2008, 09:05 AM
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waaaaaaa :)
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Berlin
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Do you have rhyme on "dextra tranche" for me?
No, not even if you say 'please, please, please' with sugar-coating on top! |
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06-14-2008, 09:37 AM
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oi
Join Date: Feb 2008
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Will you tell me what 'dextra tranche' means, please?
Decreasing with correlation. |
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06-17-2008, 07:21 AM
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waaaaaaa :)
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Berlin
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How's your divergence doing?
Well, I define it differently. |
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06-17-2008, 11:35 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea.
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Why doesn't this lambda you've used work out to e/h?
Two pistols, a blackjack, and a false mustache.
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My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure. |
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06-17-2008, 09:22 PM
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Rhinoceros fan
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 8,749
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So once you caught up with the camel, what did the rider give you as compensation for your soiled necktie?
Camels stink. |
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06-18-2008, 01:56 AM
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meretricious dilettante
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 11,068
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What really turns you on about the dromedary?
Just caught that one.
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06-18-2008, 06:12 AM
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hope dope
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: down to earth
Posts: 1,908
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So you've had the flu, chicken pox, bronchitis, pneumonia, tonsilitis, conjunctivitus - what about ringworm?
Could do with a once-over, maybe. |
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06-18-2008, 08:02 AM
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waaaaaaa :)
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Berlin
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What do you think about the none-over?
Too twee. |
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06-18-2008, 04:02 PM
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constantly amazed
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: in the labyrinth of shared happiness
Posts: 6,206
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What's your take on famous dictator finger puppets?
I'll write the ransom note myself.
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1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. 3. Your foot will change direction. |
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06-19-2008, 08:29 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea.
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Okay, the lights are on, the camera's rolling, are you ready?
I'm just going to roll around on the ground here in exquisite pain.
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