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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea.
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How would you best describe a regimental tie?
Oh that my lungs could bleat like buttered peas
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My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure. |
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monkey
Join Date: May 2007
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What else besides your kidneys dancing like blue cheese drenched begonias do you wish for?
The directions are on the package. Last edited by seebe : 06-26-2008 at 02:41 PM. Reason: correcting prior brain fart |
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oi
Join Date: Feb 2008
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Wow, a toy electric chair for my birthday! What should I do with it?
I never watch it. |
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Cheeses Save
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Floating
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How do you boil a pot of water?
Thick and chewy. |
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea.
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As a metaphor for how you like your lovers, how do you like your coffee?
Hey kids, let's put on a show.
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My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure. |
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oi
Join Date: Feb 2008
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What's your most overused phrase?
Hydrangea. |
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monkey
Join Date: May 2007
Posts: 729
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What do you hope to be in your next life?
Too rich for my taste. |
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Rhinoceros fan
Join Date: Mar 2007
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Have you tried the Bill Gates tartlet?
Never after whistling "Dixie." |
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slightly effective
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: >>>
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Can you imagine?
Because she's too old to wear a little black dress. |
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oi
Join Date: Feb 2008
Posts: 5,208
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Why did Grandma go to the funeral in a little pink dress?
Yes, it definitely has a muddy taste. |
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monkey
Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 671
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What do you think of my new album, "I've got those Louisiana-Swamp-Stank-Blues" ?
I like their old stuff. |
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waaaaaaa :)
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Berlin
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What fancy yoga position is that?
That is so absurd.... that it makes total sense! Last edited by Stephi_B : 06-30-2008 at 01:17 PM. Reason: too slow |
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monkey
Join Date: May 2007
Posts: 729
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What do you find so appealing about 100 year old women?
Elephants do it. |
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Spone to Proonerisms
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: The Left Coast
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Can habaneros' languid laughing bolster my surreptitious musings on existential crazing as applied to monkey phosphorescence?
With lime, please.
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...and another handful of almonds |
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oi
Join Date: Feb 2008
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What do you treat your sewage with?
Only the purest type. |
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