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Old 06-26-2008, 01:11 PM   #1
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How would you best describe a regimental tie?


Oh that my lungs could bleat like buttered peas
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Old 06-26-2008, 01:35 PM   #2
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What else besides your kidneys dancing like blue cheese drenched begonias do you wish for?


The directions are on the package.

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Old 06-26-2008, 02:32 PM   #3
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Wow, a toy electric chair for my birthday! What should I do with it?

I never watch it.
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Old 06-27-2008, 01:04 AM   #4
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How do you boil a pot of water?

Thick and chewy.
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Old 06-27-2008, 08:33 AM   #5
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As a metaphor for how you like your lovers, how do you like your coffee?


Hey kids, let's put on a show.
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Old 06-27-2008, 08:39 AM   #6
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What's your most overused phrase?

Hydrangea.
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Old 06-28-2008, 02:29 PM   #7
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What do you hope to be in your next life?


Too rich for my taste.
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Old 06-28-2008, 02:34 PM   #8
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Have you tried the Bill Gates tartlet?

Never after whistling "Dixie."
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Old 06-28-2008, 05:36 PM   #9
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Can you imagine?

Because she's too old to wear a little black dress.
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Old 06-29-2008, 12:24 AM   #10
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Why did Grandma go to the funeral in a little pink dress?

Yes, it definitely has a muddy taste.
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Old 06-30-2008, 01:04 PM   #11
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What do you think of my new album, "I've got those Louisiana-Swamp-Stank-Blues" ?

I like their old stuff.
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Old 06-30-2008, 01:15 PM   #12
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What fancy yoga position is that?


That is so absurd.... that it makes total sense!

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Old 06-30-2008, 01:14 PM   #13
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What do you find so appealing about 100 year old women?

Elephants do it.
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Old 07-12-2008, 01:21 AM   #14
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Can habaneros' languid laughing bolster my surreptitious musings on existential crazing as applied to monkey phosphorescence?


With lime, please.
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Old 07-12-2008, 01:26 AM   #15
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What do you treat your sewage with?

Only the purest type.
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