Food you won't touch - ZEFRANK.COM

priceyfatprude · 11-12-2003, 12:06 AM

I had a discussion about this w/NYC & wanted to pose the question to you monkeys now.

I won't eat SPAM. I can't fvcking stand it. As a kid, we ate a lot of it. My mom would slice it up & fry it for breakfast w/eggs on the side. Or sometimes she would put the egg & SPAM on a toasted English Muffin w/a slice of cheese. I'm gagging just thinking about it. She would also cube it up & throw it into macaroni & cheese, or slice it & fry it & serve it w/a Lipton noodle dish on the side.

We didn't have a lot of money back then, and she did the best she could; I certainly didn't starve. But I won't touch it now b/c I consider it to be "welfare chow" and just the thought of it makes me want to hurl.

So, please share w/me your stories of a food you once ate so much of & now cannot stand the sight or thought of. I expect at least ONE ramen noodle story.

I felt the same way about macaroni & cheese for awhile, but Lean Cuisine as well as some 'homemade' versions brought me back. But, as God as my witness, I will never eat 39-cent mac & cheese EVER again!

malina · 11-12-2003, 12:19 AM

i will not ( EVER ) eat an animal that's lying fried on the table, limbs attached and sticking up in the air! it just looks so barbaric. yes, i'm a raving hypocrite! ( i have no problem with ground beef, salami, hot dogs and other processed meat that doesn't give a clue to its origin, although i'm sure someone will point out that's 10 times as gross...

)

when i was a kid, my uncle had rabbits in the back of his house. he kept them in little cages and as a little girl i went back there to play with them and pet them. i had no idea what their purpose was. until one day i got to my uncle's house and most of the cages were empty. i entered the house through the back and saw all my friends hanging from hooks on the wall, naked, their bellies sliced open. blood and guts everywhere. blood dripping on the floor and gathering in puddles. that made quite an impression on me. ( the first friend was eaten that night for dinner and i'll never forget how sick it looked - a bunny rabbit w/out its fur - all burned and legs sticking up on a plate - and my family eating it... )

i also won't eat anything with tentacles, claws or shells that comes out of the ocean.

zenbabe · 11-12-2003, 12:34 AM

I was pretty sick when I was a kid and on this medical diet, almost all protien, very little carbs and no sugar, and I had to have 3 tablespoons of this nasty ass oil included in every meal (3 times a day) There wasn't any nutrasweet or fake sweetners back then..so things were very limited on what I could eat...that tasted good...my mom had few options on how to get that damn oil down my throat.

I get very ill when ever I smell any kind of orange soda, chocolate shakes, melba toast, alot of fried things (I remember the fried peanut butter sammiches..oil dripping down my face..ewww)

I have finally gotten back into mayonaisse on sammiches..(she tried to make mayonaisse out of the oil to spice things up..)

I guess to credit, I have no taste for sweets, never crave them..hate it when people try to push them on me..have great teeth though!

I also have this wierd thing about round food..peas especially..they freak me out..blueberries..anything round...can't stand it...that must be a hidden memory though...I have no explanation for it....oh, and anything that has eyes on it..that freaks me out...or anykind of guts..liver..kidney...chitlin's ...ewwwwwwwwwwww

agentsmith · 11-12-2003, 01:22 AM

I used to get this jar of some "homemade" spiced apple sauce that was really chunky. The consistency never bothered me untill one day i got sick and threw up, and later that day my mom came in with the jar of the chunky spiced apples. i stared at them for a while, and I swear that I will die before i eat chunky spiced apples ever again.

zenbabe · 11-12-2003, 01:54 AM

Women claim condom found in clam chowder

The Associated Press
11/11/2003, 6:06 p.m. CT

SANTA ANA, Calif. (AP) — Four women sued an Irvine restaurant after one of them said she found a condom in her clam chowder when they dined there last year.

Laila Sultan said she was eating at McCormick & Schmick's Seafood Restaurant on Feb. 26, 2002, when she bit into something rubbery.

"We said, `Of course. You're chewing on a clam,'" said Paula Wild, one of her dining companions.

When she spit it out, Sultan, 48, said she discovered it was an unwrapped, rolled-up condom.

She said she spent the next 15 minutes in a restroom, vomiting, and has since seen a psychiatrist and taken medication for depression and anxiety.

Sultan, Wild, Cindy Hammond and Annamarie Sigala, who were all having the clam chowder that day, filed suit, claiming negligence and intentional infliction of emotional distress. Their case is scheduled for trial Jan. 12.

A lawyer for the restaurant said McCormick & Schmick's has no idea how the condom got into the soup.

"It's as big a mystery to us as it is to anybody else," said attorney Patrick Stark. "We are going to argue there is absolutely no evidence to suggest the restaurant was the source of the condom, or any employee of the restaurant."

McCormick & Schmick's, a privately owned chain that owns 42 upscale restaurants in 19 states, sued the company that supplied its clams. A judge ruled in favor of the supplier last September.

Sultan, who lives in Stanton, said she had visited the restaurant before and never had a problem.

On this occasion, she said, she and her companions ordered drinks, appetizers and soup, but sent the soup back because it was lukewarm. When she got it back she found the condom.

Copyright 2003 The Associated Press.

agentsmith · 11-12-2003, 02:29 AM

" On this occasion, she said, she and her companions ordered drinks, appetizers and soup, but sent the soup back because it was lukewarm. When she got it back she found the condom. "

thats proof enough.

zenbabe · 11-12-2003, 02:50 AM

I NEVER send food back..........

jaymirror · 11-12-2003, 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by malina
i will not ( EVER ) eat an animal that's lying fried on the table, limbs attached and sticking up in the air! it just looks so barbaric. yes, i'm a raving hypocrite! ( i have no problem with ground beef, salami, hot dogs and other processed meat that doesn't give a clue to its origin, although i'm sure someone will point out that's 10 times as gross... )

when i was a kid, my uncle had rabbits in the back of his house. he kept them in little cages and as a little girl i went back there to play with them and pet them. i had no idea what their purpose was. until one day i got to my uncle's house and most of the cages were empty. i entered the house through the back and saw all my friends hanging from hooks on the wall, naked, their bellies sliced open. blood and guts everywhere. blood dripping on the floor and gathering in puddles. that made quite an impression on me. ( the first friend was eaten that night for dinner and i'll never forget how sick it looked - a bunny rabbit w/out its fur - all burned and legs sticking up on a plate - and my family eating it... )

i also won't eat anything with tentacles, claws or shells that comes out of the ocean.

jaymirror · 11-12-2003, 10:38 AM

I can't stand artichokes, not even their smell. It reminds me when I was a child in the kindergarden and we used to lick the cutlery as a proof of bravery because it tasted so horribly. I still wonder what the hell it was made of. Anyway, artichokes taste the same and for that reason I don't eat artichokes and don't allow people living with me to cook them when I'm around. They have to prepare them in great secret when I'm away and burn incense before I'm back.

LCW · 11-12-2003, 11:16 AM

I don't eat any kind of beef or lamb cos of being force fed fatty, greasy, gristly meat when I was little (the budget thing again), but the thing that really makes me heave is steak.............I smell steak, I puke it's that simple. It doesn't even have to come that near me.........

Shudders

priceyfatprude · 11-12-2003, 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by zenbabe
I NEVER send food back..........

Me either. For this very reason.

rmr · 11-12-2003, 11:24 AM

sushi..........beef tar tar...........anything that isn't cooked properly.........sorry, but i'm from the midwest........we like our meat dead here!!!

priceyfatprude · 11-12-2003, 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by rmr
sushi.....sorry, but i'm from the midwest........we like our meat dead here!!!

Right. Sushi is called something different here in the Midwest--BAIT, I do believe?

rmr · 11-12-2003, 11:33 AM

Yes, you got it...........and I really do not care for minows!

Bam

*high fiving Pfp*

It's like that!!!

noxxville · 07-08-2005, 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rmr

Yes, you got it...........and I really do not care for minows!

Bam

*high fiving Pfp*

It's like that!!!

By my house, there is a sushi bar right next door, and I do mean adjacent, to a bait shop. I will take pictures if necessary as proof.

11-12-2003, 12:06 AM	#1
priceyfatprude girthy pickles Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: under your desk Posts: 9,313	Food you won't touch I had a discussion about this w/NYC & wanted to pose the question to you monkeys now. I won't eat SPAM. I can't fvcking stand it. As a kid, we ate a lot of it. My mom would slice it up & fry it for breakfast w/eggs on the side. Or sometimes she would put the egg & SPAM on a toasted English Muffin w/a slice of cheese. I'm gagging just thinking about it. She would also cube it up & throw it into macaroni & cheese, or slice it & fry it & serve it w/a Lipton noodle dish on the side. We didn't have a lot of money back then, and she did the best she could; I certainly didn't starve. But I won't touch it now b/c I consider it to be "welfare chow" and just the thought of it makes me want to hurl. So, please share w/me your stories of a food you once ate so much of & now cannot stand the sight or thought of. I expect at least ONE ramen noodle story. I felt the same way about macaroni & cheese for awhile, but Lean Cuisine as well as some 'homemade' versions brought me back. But, as God as my witness, I will never eat 39-cent mac & cheese EVER again! __________________ "We like your board's features...but don't care about it's people"

11-12-2003, 12:34 AM	#3
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	I was pretty sick when I was a kid and on this medical diet, almost all protien, very little carbs and no sugar, and I had to have 3 tablespoons of this nasty ass oil included in every meal (3 times a day) There wasn't any nutrasweet or fake sweetners back then..so things were very limited on what I could eat...that tasted good...my mom had few options on how to get that damn oil down my throat. I get very ill when ever I smell any kind of orange soda, chocolate shakes, melba toast, alot of fried things (I remember the fried peanut butter sammiches..oil dripping down my face..ewww) I have finally gotten back into mayonaisse on sammiches..(she tried to make mayonaisse out of the oil to spice things up..) I guess to credit, I have no taste for sweets, never crave them..hate it when people try to push them on me..have great teeth though! I also have this wierd thing about round food..peas especially..they freak me out..blueberries..anything round...can't stand it...that must be a hidden memory though...I have no explanation for it....oh, and anything that has eyes on it..that freaks me out...or anykind of guts..liver..kidney...chitlin's ...ewwwwwwwwwwww __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

11-12-2003, 01:22 AM	#4
agentsmith rap geisha Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: . Posts: 5,588	I used to get this jar of some "homemade" spiced apple sauce that was really chunky. The consistency never bothered me untill one day i got sick and threw up, and later that day my mom came in with the jar of the chunky spiced apples. i stared at them for a while, and I swear that I will die before i eat chunky spiced apples ever again. __________________ ----------- "Genesis: First, I'd like to say reality is invisible to the naked eye. You and me both know that life is a real bitch. Doing your best, you say? That's not good enough."

11-12-2003, 01:54 AM	#5
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	Women claim condom found in clam chowder The Associated Press 11/11/2003, 6:06 p.m. CT SANTA ANA, Calif. (AP) — Four women sued an Irvine restaurant after one of them said she found a condom in her clam chowder when they dined there last year. Laila Sultan said she was eating at McCormick & Schmick's Seafood Restaurant on Feb. 26, 2002, when she bit into something rubbery. "We said, `Of course. You're chewing on a clam,'" said Paula Wild, one of her dining companions. When she spit it out, Sultan, 48, said she discovered it was an unwrapped, rolled-up condom. She said she spent the next 15 minutes in a restroom, vomiting, and has since seen a psychiatrist and taken medication for depression and anxiety. Sultan, Wild, Cindy Hammond and Annamarie Sigala, who were all having the clam chowder that day, filed suit, claiming negligence and intentional infliction of emotional distress. Their case is scheduled for trial Jan. 12. A lawyer for the restaurant said McCormick & Schmick's has no idea how the condom got into the soup. "It's as big a mystery to us as it is to anybody else," said attorney Patrick Stark. "We are going to argue there is absolutely no evidence to suggest the restaurant was the source of the condom, or any employee of the restaurant." McCormick & Schmick's, a privately owned chain that owns 42 upscale restaurants in 19 states, sued the company that supplied its clams. A judge ruled in favor of the supplier last September. Sultan, who lives in Stanton, said she had visited the restaurant before and never had a problem. On this occasion, she said, she and her companions ordered drinks, appetizers and soup, but sent the soup back because it was lukewarm. When she got it back she found the condom. Copyright 2003 The Associated Press. __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

11-12-2003, 02:29 AM	#6
agentsmith rap geisha Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: . Posts: 5,588	" On this occasion, she said, she and her companions ordered drinks, appetizers and soup, but sent the soup back because it was lukewarm. When she got it back she found the condom. " thats proof enough. __________________ ----------- "Genesis: First, I'd like to say reality is invisible to the naked eye. You and me both know that life is a real bitch. Doing your best, you say? That's not good enough."

11-12-2003, 12:19 AM	#2
malina leaving Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: up on the hill Posts: 6,013	i will not ( EVER ) eat an animal that's lying fried on the table, limbs attached and sticking up in the air! it just looks so barbaric. yes, i'm a raving hypocrite! ( i have no problem with ground beef, salami, hot dogs and other processed meat that doesn't give a clue to its origin, although i'm sure someone will point out that's 10 times as gross... ) when i was a kid, my uncle had rabbits in the back of his house. he kept them in little cages and as a little girl i went back there to play with them and pet them. i had no idea what their purpose was. until one day i got to my uncle's house and most of the cages were empty. i entered the house through the back and saw all my friends hanging from hooks on the wall, naked, their bellies sliced open. blood and guts everywhere. blood dripping on the floor and gathering in puddles. that made quite an impression on me. ( the first friend was eaten that night for dinner and i'll never forget how sick it looked - a bunny rabbit w/out its fur - all burned and legs sticking up on a plate - and my family eating it... ) i also won't eat anything with tentacles, claws or shells that comes out of the ocean.

11-12-2003, 02:50 AM	#7
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	I NEVER send food back.......... __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

11-12-2003, 10:38 AM	#9
jaymirror anartist Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: out there Posts: 1,420	I can't stand artichokes, not even their smell. It reminds me when I was a child in the kindergarden and we used to lick the cutlery as a proof of bravery because it tasted so horribly. I still wonder what the hell it was made of. Anyway, artichokes taste the same and for that reason I don't eat artichokes and don't allow people living with me to cook them when I'm around. They have to prepare them in great secret when I'm away and burn incense before I'm back.

11-12-2003, 11:16 AM	#10
LCW monkey Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Lewisham, London, UK Posts: 144	I don't eat any kind of beef or lamb cos of being force fed fatty, greasy, gristly meat when I was little (the budget thing again), but the thing that really makes me heave is steak.............I smell steak, I puke it's that simple. It doesn't even have to come that near me......... Shudders __________________ Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other but in looking outward together in the same direction - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry Wind, Sand an Stars

11-12-2003, 11:24 AM	#12
rmr Moderator Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,595	sushi..........beef tar tar...........anything that isn't cooked properly.........sorry, but i'm from the midwest........we like our meat dead here!!!

11-12-2003, 11:33 AM	#14
rmr Moderator Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,595	Yes, you got it...........and I really do not care for minows! Bam high fiving Pfp It's like that!!!

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